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Can Joe Biden possibly compete with Clint Eastwood?
The Miami Herald ^ | September 4, 2012 | Dave Barry

Posted on 09/04/2012 12:02:09 PM PDT by lump in the melting pot

...On top of all that, right now downtown Charlotte boasts a huge sand sculpture of President Obama. It bears an uncanny resemblance to what the president would look like if he were made out of sand sculpted by somebody who had never actually seen him. The sculpture weighs more than 15 tons and cost $30,000, which was paid by the visitors bureau of Myrtle Beach, S.C., as a way of sending the message: "We have a great deal of sand."...

(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012dncconvention; clinteastwood; davebarry; dncconvention; joebiden
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Classic Dave Barry.
1 posted on 09/04/2012 12:02:17 PM PDT by lump in the melting pot
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To: lump in the melting pot

A lot of poor people that could have used that money.


2 posted on 09/04/2012 12:03:52 PM PDT by cruise_missile (')
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“Are you feelin’ lucky punk?”


3 posted on 09/04/2012 12:04:54 PM PDT by G Larry (Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
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To: lump in the melting pot
Biden can never compete with Eastwood. But he might be able to play the proper supporting role:

4 posted on 09/04/2012 12:08:06 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Biden is the uber-liar. The Dems are trying to get Betty White to speak, as a counter to Clint Eastwood. I know, funny isn’t it?

Heard any rhetoric today about Romney/Ryan wanting to kill Medicare? Seems to have died down a notch.


5 posted on 09/04/2012 12:09:28 PM PDT by austinaero (Obama or America - can't have both)
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Biden couldn’t compete with Wiley E. Coyote


6 posted on 09/04/2012 12:10:34 PM PDT by YHAOS (you betcha!)
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To: lump in the melting pot

Thank you Dave Barry!


7 posted on 09/04/2012 12:10:44 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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8 posted on 09/04/2012 12:12:45 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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>>The NASCAR Hall of Fame is located here, but that is only the beginning: There are also roads, buildings, trees, sidewalks, several restaurants, literally dozens of traffic lights and a modern taxi fleet consisting of three modern taxis.<<

I think if I was in a room with Dave Barry and Nark Steyn I would die from laughter,


9 posted on 09/04/2012 12:14:37 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 97+% of the black vote)
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A President made of sand is a perfect metaphor for a Presidency made of sand.


10 posted on 09/04/2012 12:16:03 PM PDT by AU72
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And God only knows what would happen if I was with >>M<<ark Stein.


11 posted on 09/04/2012 12:16:37 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (obozo could bring back literal slavery with chains and still he will get 97+% of the black vote)
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To: Vigilanteman

The orangutan has more intelligence.


12 posted on 09/04/2012 12:19:32 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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Clint portrayed “The Man With No Name.”
Biden is “The Man With No Brain.”


13 posted on 09/04/2012 12:25:54 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (When the Obama poster fades, the portrait of Che Guevara beneath it shows through.)
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There is nobody in the world who can compete with Joe Biden in stinking up a bathroom. He’s the champ of the world there. I’ve seen skunks run screaming from bathrooms that Biden has used. What do think was in that U-Haul truck that was stolen in Detroit?......cases and cases of air freshener. The Secret Service agents, when they’re assigned to him, all go to the hospital to try and catch cold and plug up their sinuses. Look at those protest signs about Biden.....”Hey Joe! How about a courtesy flush?”


14 posted on 09/04/2012 12:30:20 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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This is a rerun of a post I made to another article on Sept 2nd. Figured it was relative to this one, too:

**** SIT BACK AND IMAGINE THIS: ****

Biden and obama on the stage at last day of democrat convention.

The non-union sound man starts playing the Spaghetti Western theme song over the speakers.

Non-union light man dims the lights.

Non-union special effects men pumps cigar smoke through the ventilation system.

Clint-look-a-like walks through front door in full dress.....boots, buckskin trousers, shirt, neckerchief, well-worn hat, poncho swept back exposing a holster with single-action Colt .45 and a slim cigar in his mouth. Light man shines huge spotlight on him. (He's wearing a hidden mic)....slowly says toward the stage: "This is our country...not your's....now, get the hell out of here and go back where ever the hell you came from or I'll come back and make my own day."

Lights go out completely for 20 seconds, then turn fully and brightly on. Clint is gone.

Pomade scent and pimp-perfume are quickly pumped into the ventilation system and Al Green is playing on the sound system.

Ahhhhhh. life would be soooo good.

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15 posted on 09/04/2012 12:31:19 PM PDT by jmax (Full mag inserted, round in chamber, hammer is back...safety is OFF.)
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To: fatnotlazy
The orangutan has more intelligence.

Right turn Clyde!


16 posted on 09/04/2012 12:36:08 PM PDT by dancusa (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. H.L Mencken)
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Biden can get as many laughs. But he won’t have a coherent message like Eastwood.


17 posted on 09/04/2012 12:40:52 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Biden can get as many laughs. But he won’t have a coherent message like Eastwood.


18 posted on 09/04/2012 12:42:23 PM PDT by DannyTN
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19 posted on 09/04/2012 12:46:05 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: jmax
This is our country...not your's....now, get the hell out of here and go back where ever the hell you came from or I'll come back and make my own day."

Click here to see how its done....by Clint Eastwood...

Eastwood Reloaded (for bear)

20 posted on 09/04/2012 12:47:02 PM PDT by spokeshave (The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
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