Posted on 05/26/2012 4:36:23 AM PDT by SMGFan
Miss USA 2012: Swimsuit pics
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You’re gay... :)
Even with that said, there are only a handful that aren't smokin'...
I commend you for your sacrifice.
Did you get a look at Miss South Carolina! Are there any more of her?
“Women are like elephants. I like to look at ‘em, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”
W. C. Fields quote
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
George F. Burns quote
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
Iowa, Nebraska, S.Carolina, with Wyoming an honorable mention.
Now have them all sent to my room for the....personal interviews..
I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it. I’d hit it. I’d smack that. I’d wild her. I’d do that one. I’d thump it.
That is my verdict.
Everyone, ignore Apps. He's drunk.
Well .... All I can tell from these pictures is Miss Minnesotas photo has ensured her last place on that site.
Looks like a Dachau death camp mug shot....aka sick deer in the headlights look.
Lots of beautiful ladies ..... Hard to pick just one.
@http://www.pageantupdate.info/missusa2012/swimsuits.htm
They've got pics there too and theirs go back to 2006.
Thank you. I didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to my fellow FReepers.
The first one, Miss Alabama might be the best. Also Delaware and Georgia. Did not award points for the size of their “rack” because these days those things can be bought! My picks are based on an attempt to “read” their faces and determine if they’d be fun to be with beyond a roll in the hay, or if they’d be a commie-lib PITA!
I’ll never forget some words of wisdom spoken by the female Executive Secretary of a professional association of which I am a member.....when one day at a convention in a hotel she saw a group of us oggling a slinky young maiden with a large rack.
The Exec. Sec. said to us: “Hey guys; never forget, when looking at a woman like that......somewhere there’s a MAN who’s getting TIRED of her $h!t.
Perhaps you could post an example of one that does? For calibration purposes.
See #29 for several years worth, not just one, of hitting it. Use a bib and help save a keyboard.
Least attractive, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Oklahoma. Total Dogs.
Leni
That’s only 50 of the 51. Is Miss DC unworthy of your attention?
Thanks for taking one for the team.
Miss. Idaho, Miss. Wyoming and Miss. S. Carolina
@Miss Minnesota - Nitaya Panemalaythong
{;^)
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