Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)

April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.

Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.

People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.

Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I am a much better ME for having lost my self-centered focus on me. I am so damned cool now. I hope ANY of you can become ONE TENTH as enlighted as me.

To demonstrate how you have become a little more like ME, stop posting self-centered vanities.

(Here I am in meditation, to become a much better me)

[GenXteacher]

"Always ask yourself how being self-centered serves Lazamataz." Easy. If I post this picture, it gives Laz something to look at.

[DCBryan1]

Interesting! Clicking on the keywords: lazvanity yields only one result. This thread.

However, my keyword, LAZWOULDHITIT, THAT I INVENTED, yields hours of fun!

[a fool in paradise]

This could get recursive very quickly.

Already posted here

[Lazamataz]

Interesting! Clicking on the keywords: lazvanity yields only one result. This thread. However, my keyword, LAZWOULDHITIT, THAT I INVENTED, yields hours of fun!

Well then. Looks like you have hours of work ahead of you, to popularize my keyword, which I invented, that is mine.

[Clay Moore]

[Lazamataz]

GOOD JOB!

[TheThirdRuffian]

I have nothing to say, so here is a gif of Kate Upton dancing around.

[CodeToad]

Yeah, but if I don’t post a vanity how will you know I like dogs/cats/bought a gun/new car/new motorcycle/having problems with my computer/child entered the military or simply am bored and want some attention?

[Fast Moving Angel]

Well, at least you are thinking about ME, writing about ME, talking about ME, and otherwise on the ME TRAIN.

Obama, is that you? ;-)

[Tenacious 1]

I’m gonna need a boat soon.

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, but if I don’t post a vanity how will you know I like dogs/cats/bought a gun/new car/new motorcycle/having problems with my computer/child entered the military or simply am bored and want some attention?

We assume all of the above, whenever you post.

[Outlaw Woman]

LAZ

[DCBryan1]

Kate Upton

I think Laz is a hot for words type of guy myself:

[no-to-illegals]

Obama, is that you? ;-)

Sometimes, Laz reminds me of bill clintoon. ;)

[humblegunner]

Also on the bright side, this vanity doesn’t link to a blog.

Laz wouldn't do that.

He'd do many things, but not that.

A sense of "class" exists among many of the twisted. So I've read.

[Gasshog]

I had to force the cellphone to learn “Laz” to post it. Your influence great it is.

[Lazamataz]

I’m gonna need a boat soon.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

[trisham]

I’ve heard that Laz is just a big teddy bear, who cries at weddings and watches reruns of “Little House on the Prairie”. Sometimes I believe it, and sometimes not. Most of the time, I do.

[DCBryan1]

You're going to need a bigger butt

Oh....boat.....not butt. My bad!

[humblegunner]

watches reruns of “Little House on the Prairie”

I heard he's also got every season of "The Golden Girls" on DVD but that's a less appetizing story, considering.