Can't make this stuff up anymore. She is guilty without having to see her photo.
1 posted on
04/02/2012 12:34:06 PM PDT by
trailhkr1
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To: trailhkr1
This must be the new “Happy Meal”.
2 posted on
04/02/2012 12:36:01 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: trailhkr1
Her boyfriend called her a two-bit whore -— she hit him with a bag of quarters...
3 posted on
04/02/2012 12:36:55 PM PDT by
WayneS
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To: trailhkr1
“You want fries wiith that?”
To: trailhkr1
Not Guilty!.
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7 posted on
04/02/2012 12:39:10 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
To: trailhkr1
.75 cents tax on $2.00?!!
8 posted on
04/02/2012 12:40:22 PM PDT by
Hatteras
To: trailhkr1
Guilty!
10 posted on
04/02/2012 12:41:22 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(I will not comply. I will NEVER submit.)
To: trailhkr1
At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team. Booked on a misdemeanor prostitution charge, she is scheduled for a May 1 court appearance. What a brilliant use of cop resources (ie your tax $) !
Surely we'll all breathe a huge sigh of relief and sleep better tonight.
<facepalm>
11 posted on
04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by
tomkat
( FU.baraq !)
To: trailhkr1
Nothing to wash it down with? Oh wait...never mind.
12 posted on
04/02/2012 12:41:52 PM PDT by
Mich Patriot
(We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
To: trailhkr1
Regular prostitutes settle for dollar-menu items. Call Girls have Big Mac Attacks..
14 posted on
04/02/2012 12:48:16 PM PDT by
Miss Behave
(All ways, always.)
To: trailhkr1
Since Passover is coming up, let me note this is about as far from Kosher as you can get.
To: trailhkr1
wow.
Talk about a new definition for “cheap trick”
17 posted on
04/02/2012 12:49:52 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: trailhkr1
Imagine the conversation..."I'd gladly screw you Thursday, for a cheeseburger today!"
18 posted on
04/02/2012 12:50:13 PM PDT by
FrankR
To: trailhkr1
I betcha she has her own drive-thru.
19 posted on
04/02/2012 12:50:26 PM PDT by
Mich Patriot
(We can't have economic progress...there is a slug somewhere that needs to be saved. Mich Patriot)
To: trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar MenuI love the headline. As if they have to throw in "Off McDonald's Dollar Menu", because a sex act for a couple of quarter pounders with cheese, well that may be understandable.
Funny stuff.
20 posted on
04/02/2012 12:52:29 PM PDT by
cicero2k
To: trailhkr1
This is not going to be a very easy case to make in a court of law.
1. A man asks a woman for sex.
2. The woman says you must buy me a meal first.
3. The man lavishes a bit of extra money on her.
While not a classic love story, that is not an outline that most people would consider criminal. Throw in that you have a woman so bad off that she is willing to have sex for a dollar cheese burger and you have a pretty sympathetic accused.
22 posted on
04/02/2012 12:54:12 PM PDT by
JLS
(How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress)
To: trailhkr1
The `secret sauce’? You don’t wanna know.
23 posted on
04/02/2012 12:54:45 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(our new, happy lives)
To: trailhkr1
kinda puts the slogan “I’m Lovin’ IT” in a whole new light...
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At this point, Christine Baker was arrested by a takedown team. I hope they at least let her finish the burgers.
32 posted on
04/02/2012 1:10:42 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: trailhkr1
She got busted, but at least she got to eat her meal...oh wait...evidence!
33 posted on
04/02/2012 1:13:16 PM PDT by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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