Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Wow, that's brilliant.
I’ve never been sleepy or tired enough to be that confused.
I have, but I brush my teeth in the bathroom, while the Oreos are on top of the kitchen cabinets where I can't reach them without a ladder. At least they were ... Tom, who is his own ladder, has probably eaten them and left the empty package to attract ants.
I’ve often thought about my death in terms of disposition, but have hesitated to get the insurance. “Once burned, twice shy.” So, by putting everything “out there” for feedback, and knowing two things for sure: 1) I have a Will and 2) I have a living trust, I left it up to the Lord to sort out while I slept.
This morning, it was clear: I will put in a clause for the Utah genetic society (or whatever it is) to take what they need, and donate the restame to the CDC so they can have fun searching for a cause for CFIDS.
It could be because I’m a “Downwinder,” for all I know.
I feel much better about it all this morning.
You were just taken by surprise. Now you've had a chance to collect opinions, reflect on the common fate of all humanity, and consider a bad joke or three.
Watch your US Mail for your fruit basket, too.
In my own slow and deliberate way, I think I have been moving toward this all my life, (no pun intended) and especially so since the accident that nearly ended my life. I’ve always wanted to donate my eyes to someone who was blind, but in thinking things through, it is better that my body go to the right people.
That being said, I think my DIL’s attitude was a little skewed. She first said “they” didn’t want to “be stuck” with my burial expenses. When they called me to get some personal data, she cautioned me not to “be too honest that the premiums go sky high.”
Those two statements caused a lot of unease in my heart.
But this morning, I feel much better about it. I sent my son an email telling him of my decision, deliberately not sending her one. He needs to hear it from me, not her.
Now I need to get busy and finish that living trust!
I’m looking forward to a basket made of fruit! I hope they are better than the ones made from willow or rattan...;o]
As well as informing your son and daughter, I suggest you file a set of your documents with your church administration, or at least have a letter in their files saying, “Contact so-and-so for Monkey Face’s Will, POA, and trust.” The more people who know about your final wishes and dispositions, the better chance there is of everything’s going smoothly and as you intend.
Fiber is good for your digestion!
Your dil was being rather foolish, since a policy obtained without full and honest disclosure can be voided by the insurer indefinitely. A prepaid funeral, on the other hand, is “there” when you need it, as long as you’ve chosen a stable business to deal with and kept the receipt!
The Living Trust has to be filed with the state before it is valid, but I have been telling my daughter this morning of the conversations with my son and DIL, so she is also aware. Push comes to shove, she will notify the church leaders.
Anyway, I feel better, now! Thanks to all for helping it come together for me. I like it!
Pre-paid plans are popular here, but I think it makes more sense (for me) to donate my shell to science.
There is no way I would have lied to the insurance company. (Another reason I put it off...) They are supposed to call sometime this week, and I will tell them then that I have changed my mind and don’t want to be insured.
DIL can’t do a thing about it but fume, I’m sure. Man. I hate deception.
I had to look up “Downwinder.” (Having to look up stuff for this thread is not new for me lol!)
What I find peculiar about the majority of beneficiaries is that they expect to passively receive without putting forth effort. Case in point: we allowed an indigent family to live in the house we couldn’t sell on the condition that they take care of it (translation: keep it clean.) That didn’t go well, and apparently, that outcome hasn’t been uncommon among our friends and acquaintances. (No good deed goes unpunished.) It makes one consider the implications of one’s actions *very* carefully.
I told my sister that I wanted to be cremated and she said, “Oh, when?”
I’m sorry that I can’t help you out with your wishes. Nobody would let me have C4. They just started letting me have sharp objects last week.
I can think of any number of FReepers who wouldn't mind reading their ways through it and passing the books on to the next FReeper on the list...
He also wanted to be buried in his Dress Blues.
We still haven't found them.
I hope being buried in a Blue Dress sufficed...
I have decided, reflecting on this discussion, that we need to look for guardians for our children here, instead of the people in Oklahoma. When we made our Wills, we had just moved, but now only Sally and I are in touch with anyone in OK. If the meteor hit DP and me the one time we weren’t with the children, it would be much better if they didn’t have to move away from the church and their friends.
Also I think we designated some funds for our church in Broken Arrow, but now we would want to support our present parish.
You’re doing better than I. Nobody will ship me the C4: They keep rejecting my order forms because they’re filled out in purple crayon.
Not to be mean, but is your DIL a highly-functioning case of Asberger’s? Is she an attorney? (Sorry, Scoutmaster, but in some cases....)
You could get catz to make sure there’s nothing left but your fillings.
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