I bought my ticket early in the morning so as to avoid the possibilty of lines.
Maybe it’s time for you to quit smoking?
I’m kind of hoping someone won, I’m tired of making trips to the store just to buy lottery tickets :-).
I didn’t ven get one number!
(No, I didn't win and I don't have much money but yeah I'm rich)
2-4-23-38-46 MB-23
There’a a vrey good posibility that no one won since there were 2 23s drawn.
The results won’t be up for at least another hour and a half or so.
Waiting for my sis to get home to find out if she won anything, doubt it though, what are the odds that someone actually chose the #23 twice. I didn’t play but the winning numbers were not numbers I would have chosen anyway
No way do I want all that kind of attention. That would just irritate the hell out of me. So if I am the winner, I will just sign the back of the ticket and store it away for a while until all the hubbub dies down. Then, when the coast is clear, I will quietly show up at the Lottery headquarters, take it in a lump sum and move to some warm, tropical place where I can change my name and live out my remaining days sitting on the beach with a good book and one of those umbrella-type drinks in my hand, served up by those voluptueus island-women and yes, I will tip well.
Yes, my wife and dog can come too.
The tribes around here are allowed to spear walleye in the spring. They are also allowed to catch the SUCKERS pretty much all year long in their casinos.
One in several hundred chances of winning in this gamble...SUCKERS!
I did.
Now I can donate to FR, move, build a house, bribe some family members to stay away, buy some expensive guns and a used jetfighter, a small nuke, a George Foreman Grill, and a ring so I can ask that mean chick to marry me (hey babe!).
(I can dream, can’t I??)
Nope. If I did win, I sure as hell wouldn’t advertise it either.
I live in a town of 14k. Bought 2 numbers last evening about 7:00 p.m. Other than the clerk, I was the only one in the store.
Checked the numbers — didn’t win.
Yet, as the W O P R computer learned,"the only winning move is not to play."
If I win I promise to double my donation to FR. Heck, Ill double everybodys donation to FR.
Checking my ticket now. Stand by...
I wouldn’t tell ya that I won, I ain’t that stoopid, but I’ll tell ya that I’m going to Disneyworld. IN PARIS! Woo hoo!
Love the irony: sure are a lot of 99%ers who want to be a 1%er.
No US state has any business being involved in a lottery. Running a lottery is not in any way a legitimate function of government. The government has no business making people rich who have not earned that wealth and do not deserve it. To become rich one should work hard and earn it. Lotteries sell false hope to countless losers who refuse to work hard enough to make themselves rich.
I won some,,,,, back.