Posted on 03/30/2012 8:42:35 PM PDT by Dallas59
I'm tired of waiting 10 minutes in line at the gas station just to buy cigarettes.
I bought my ticket early in the morning so as to avoid the possibilty of lines.
Maybe it’s time for you to quit smoking?
I’m kind of hoping someone won, I’m tired of making trips to the store just to buy lottery tickets :-).
I hope it hasn’t.
I want the world’s first billion dollar lottery prize to go to one winner.
Me.
Everybody was in a good mood tonight though. Now I’m waiting for the rash of bank robberies.
I’d be bloody rich, if I could win for having zero white balls and zero mega balls.
Maybe that did not come out the way I had meant.
Meanwhile, if there are no winners today, next Tuesday’s jackpot could be $975,000,000
I didn’t ven get one number!
(No, I didn't win and I don't have much money but yeah I'm rich)
I think Marl Levin won. He was saying he was going to on his show tonight.
They could beat out Soros and Mitt too buy the Presidency for themselves!
2-4-23-38-46 MB-23
If that happens...count me in
:)
There’a a vrey good posibility that no one won since there were 2 23s drawn.
The results won’t be up for at least another hour and a half or so.
Wonder if Obammy will claim it. For the hooded childrens.
Waiting for my sis to get home to find out if she won anything, doubt it though, what are the odds that someone actually chose the #23 twice. I didn’t play but the winning numbers were not numbers I would have chosen anyway
No way do I want all that kind of attention. That would just irritate the hell out of me. So if I am the winner, I will just sign the back of the ticket and store it away for a while until all the hubbub dies down. Then, when the coast is clear, I will quietly show up at the Lottery headquarters, take it in a lump sum and move to some warm, tropical place where I can change my name and live out my remaining days sitting on the beach with a good book and one of those umbrella-type drinks in my hand, served up by those voluptueus island-women and yes, I will tip well.
Yes, my wife and dog can come too.
One never knows.
In Canada, for their 6/49 lottery, the numbers drawn for one lottery were something along the lines of:
40, 41, 42, 44, 47, 49
And somebody won.
Damn, now I have to go back to work Monday.
Those in the know advise claiming your prize and then disappear for 6 months.
Go anywhere, just get out.
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