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Did anybody win that Mega Lottery?
3/30/2012 | Me

Posted on 03/30/2012 8:42:35 PM PDT by Dallas59

I'm tired of waiting 10 minutes in line at the gas station just to buy cigarettes.


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KEYWORDS: lottery; megamillions
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1 posted on 03/30/2012 8:42:39 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Dallas59

I bought my ticket early in the morning so as to avoid the possibilty of lines.


2 posted on 03/30/2012 8:43:51 PM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: Dallas59

Maybe it’s time for you to quit smoking?

I’m kind of hoping someone won, I’m tired of making trips to the store just to buy lottery tickets :-).


3 posted on 03/30/2012 8:45:19 PM PDT by psjones (u)
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To: Impy

4 posted on 03/30/2012 8:45:46 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Impy

I hope it hasn’t.

I want the world’s first billion dollar lottery prize to go to one winner.

Me.


5 posted on 03/30/2012 8:46:10 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: psjones

Everybody was in a good mood tonight though. Now I’m waiting for the rash of bank robberies.


6 posted on 03/30/2012 8:46:49 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Impy

I’d be bloody rich, if I could win for having zero white balls and zero mega balls.

Maybe that did not come out the way I had meant.

Meanwhile, if there are no winners today, next Tuesday’s jackpot could be $975,000,000


7 posted on 03/30/2012 8:48:30 PM PDT by garyb
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To: Dallas59

I didn’t ven get one number!


8 posted on 03/30/2012 8:48:49 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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To: Dallas59
I'm rich! I'm rich!

(No, I didn't win and I don't have much money but yeah I'm rich)

9 posted on 03/30/2012 8:48:57 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Would you sing if someone sucked YOU up the vacuum cleaner hose?)
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To: Dallas59

I think Marl Levin won. He was saying he was going to on his show tonight.


10 posted on 03/30/2012 8:49:31 PM PDT by jimpick
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To: Jonty30

They could beat out Soros and Mitt too buy the Presidency for themselves!


11 posted on 03/30/2012 8:49:35 PM PDT by donna (Republicans won't change their ways until conservatives draw the line.)
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To: Dallas59

2-4-23-38-46 MB-23


12 posted on 03/30/2012 8:49:42 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: garyb
Meanwhile, if there are no winners today, next Tuesday’s jackpot could be $975,000,000

If that happens...count me in

:)

13 posted on 03/30/2012 8:50:04 PM PDT by Irish Eyes (ayers)
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To: Dallas59

There’a a vrey good posibility that no one won since there were 2 23s drawn.

The results won’t be up for at least another hour and a half or so.


14 posted on 03/30/2012 8:50:04 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Perdogg

Wonder if Obammy will claim it. For the hooded childrens.


15 posted on 03/30/2012 8:51:20 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: Dallas59

Waiting for my sis to get home to find out if she won anything, doubt it though, what are the odds that someone actually chose the #23 twice. I didn’t play but the winning numbers were not numbers I would have chosen anyway


16 posted on 03/30/2012 8:51:58 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Dallas59
If I won that lottery, I would probably hold on to that ticket for about a year just so all the commotion would die down. Last thing I need is to be on TV as winning a $600m jackpot. I would have all sorts of lost cousins and ne'er-do-wells from my past climbing out of the woodwork to be my best buddy. Not to mention all the shyster lawyers and scam artists that would hunt me down 24/7.

No way do I want all that kind of attention. That would just irritate the hell out of me. So if I am the winner, I will just sign the back of the ticket and store it away for a while until all the hubbub dies down. Then, when the coast is clear, I will quietly show up at the Lottery headquarters, take it in a lump sum and move to some warm, tropical place where I can change my name and live out my remaining days sitting on the beach with a good book and one of those umbrella-type drinks in my hand, served up by those voluptueus island-women and yes, I will tip well.

Yes, my wife and dog can come too.

17 posted on 03/30/2012 8:54:21 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 44 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

One never knows.

In Canada, for their 6/49 lottery, the numbers drawn for one lottery were something along the lines of:

40, 41, 42, 44, 47, 49

And somebody won.


18 posted on 03/30/2012 8:55:14 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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To: Perdogg

Damn, now I have to go back to work Monday.


19 posted on 03/30/2012 8:55:35 PM PDT by Husker24
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To: SamAdams76

Those in the know advise claiming your prize and then disappear for 6 months.

Go anywhere, just get out.


20 posted on 03/30/2012 8:57:39 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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