Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
Don’t insult gay people by comparing them to David Brock.
Thanks for the Industrial Strength Humor Ping!
Pretty good. That headline almost got me.
*snicker*
So what do you really think?....
He looks like a tucker-butt who am I to judge a person on their looks? Barney named a peak after Brock...I believe it’s called Mt.This.
Could I be on the ping list?
His personal request to yoplait an Ben an jerrys for a new flavor called throat yougart was never proven or confirmed.
He was alledgedlly “frank” about such such such....
His bottom line on the “myth”(lisp) !
Good job Laz !
ROTFLMAO! Add me to the ping list please!
I’m glad you’re encouraging people to keep the discourse civil on FR. We need to be reminded from time to time.
I salute you for your restraint, Laz.
Too much, wonder who does the rump ranger’s hair. Oh that’s so gay.
Maybe he should be introduced to some of Laz’s girlfriends? Now Laz, please do not take this wrong. David needs to sense the truth, and know David cannot be the man Laz is! Sic the women on him Laz! Another convert in the making can be made via your having the ladies sic him. (imho)
Thank you. I feel we can all learn from my example.
But see, Laz, that’s exactly what we’re not doing! We’re not making fun of Dave Brock because he’s a giggling, wriggling, fruit-flavored goatse-spreader. No, we’re making fun of him because he’s paranoid, traitorous, politically prostituted to George Soros, and a bigger drama queen and diva than Erica Kane.
It would be my honor!
LOL bump
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