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Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED
The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

Posted on 03/02/2012 9:17:36 AM PST by Short Bus

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona is bound and determined to make sure we never forget the embarrassment of the birther movement. Most of us would love to put that ugly little racist blip in our history -- a time when conspiracy theorists and fools alike accused President Barack Obama of not being American. But Arpaio, a sheriff in Phoenix, Arizona, just won't give it up.

Can we say beating a dead horse, people? Sometimes it seems like certain politicians just do things to help out Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and Bill Maher. After all, how else does anyone explain Arpaio's inane and insane assertion that Obama, a man who produced his birth certificate last year, isn't American?

See his ranting [here].

"Forgery or fraud may have been committed," says Arpaio. Ooooh no! Are ghosts and goblins real, too, Sheriff Arpaio? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Do you go visit old Nessie on your days off from enforcing the laws of Arizona?

In all seriousness, this is vile racism plain and simple. In a place like Arizona, it's no surprise -- after all, many politicians there (including Arpaio) hold rather Draconian views on immigration -- and it's disgusting. And it's getting old fast.

For all you doubters for whom book learning was apparently a challenge, here are the facts: President Barack Obama was born in Honolulu on August 4, 1961. He has produced both a certificate of live birth during the 2008 campaign and the long-form certificate last year. Neither has been disproved.

So why is this still going on? Arpaio seems like a joke, but, according to Obama campaign spokesman Ben LaBolt, Republican Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney doesn't think so. Yesterday LaBolt tweeted:

Romney has called Arpaio for his endorsement, his aides called "weekly" and Arpaio was his honorary Chair in 08.
That's embarrassing. The fact is, most people agree Arpaio is a few cards shy of a full deck, but here we are still talking about him. Is this an alternate universe? Why am I guessing this guy is the type of person who stays at parties hours after they have ended asking for more chips and guacamole? Dude, the party is over, the ship has sailed, and you are beating a dead horse.

Sadly, there aren't enough cliched ways to say IT'S OVER to make it any clearer to this guy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: alinsky; arpaio; birther; birthers; crackpot; leftwingcrackpot; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; naturalborncitizen; scaredottruth; trollalert; trollheadinbed; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; zot
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To: Darksheare

Hummers are apparently very territorial. Mr. SG’s old buddy (a Native American—former definition) liked big birds. I like the spirit of those little guys. Gregory actually defended his sugar water feeder against stinging insects. What a guy!

P.S. Sorry about the missus. Ya gotta watch out for those guys!


301 posted on 03/04/2012 4:46:49 PM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; Conspiracy Guy

I was a granny at the age of 39. Some people aren’t clued in.


302 posted on 03/04/2012 4:52:49 PM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

The missus and I watched a bluebird attack a bicyclist one day.
Forced him off the road, off his bike, and off across the field as he tried to pick blue feathers out of his nose.
The guy was climbing a hill on a ten speed, and a bolt of blue from out of the blue flew up his nose.
Frantic, the rider waved a hand in front of his face to get the insane rage-a-holic bird to go away.
Didn’t work, the bird just kept at it.
So the guy wavered, lost steam, crashed, rolled of the side of the road, stood up.
And was chased by his feathered heckler across the field.

We did feel bad for stopping the car and watching, but at first I wasn’t sure what had happened.


303 posted on 03/04/2012 4:54:48 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Your coffee does weird things only to deer silly enough to drink it.


304 posted on 03/04/2012 5:00:41 PM PST by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

You’d be amazed at what deer will drink.


305 posted on 03/04/2012 5:06:17 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

I haven’t had any bluebirds but there was a feral chicken that hung out with a stray cat in my front yard. The would sit about four feet apart sunning themselves.


306 posted on 03/04/2012 5:13:21 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: ThomasThomas

Bluebirds seem to be pretty nasty little things.
I’ve only seen two, and both times they were attacking something.
[Other time was a cat the bird was after.]

Feral chicken and a stray cat.
Hmm.
Obviously they were up to something, looking, waiting.
“When the human goes to sleep, then we’ll strike!”


307 posted on 03/04/2012 5:45:46 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick
A/C, roof, furnace, water heater, water softener, flooring in kitchen and dining room, and now a bathroom remodel. Started right after the new year...

Should be done by April if everything goes right. Then I can start on the deck.

Granted, we needed a licensed installed to do the A/C and the furnace... But I did the rest. In just under 3 years.

308 posted on 03/04/2012 5:53:55 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m impressed!


309 posted on 03/04/2012 6:29:46 PM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Silentgypsy

I’m sure you didn’t breastfeed your grandchild ;-).

I have a lot of gray hair for my age - comes from my mom’s side of the family.


310 posted on 03/04/2012 6:31:22 PM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Tax-chick

I knew a lady while in college that had grey hair.
We were taking the same photography class.
She told us here first job was working at a theater playing the piano.


311 posted on 03/04/2012 8:04:13 PM PST by ThomasThomas
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; ThomasThomas
"I have a lot of gray hair for my age - comes from my mom’s side of the family." That's actually great news. That you have a lot, that is. May it stay so. :)

Hope you don't mind my jumping in here, briefly. I don't think I'm damagedintellectually agile enough to keep up in this environment for long, but I just wanted to follow an Undead Thread for a awhile and this Pings it back up top of my meager compilation, so I can check on it's progress(?) periodically. I guess I could sign onto the Ping list, but that just seems so establishment

"Feral chicken and a stray cat."

If you ever do opt to try out green eggs and ham, ask for poached. They're sinfully good.

312 posted on 03/05/2012 12:30:59 AM PST by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Darksheare; ...

313 posted on 03/05/2012 3:48:17 AM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Anoreth; ThomasThomas

Welcome to the Undead Thread! Traditionally, the last poster of the night (Eastern Time) gets the morning LOLcat.

Anoreth had an interesting experience with feral chickens on the golf course in Guam.


314 posted on 03/05/2012 3:49:56 AM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Tax-chick
Anoreth had an interesting experience with feral chickens on the golf course in Guam.

There's a story with possibilities.....

315 posted on 03/05/2012 4:45:49 AM PST by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob

Indeed.

Someone should write a novel ...


316 posted on 03/05/2012 5:03:43 AM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: PeteB570

The leftists’ double standard is no more on display than in this regard:

- Since it’s a far left Socialist, they just pass off any doubts or questions by attacking the messengers and screaming racism.

- If it were a Republican or, perish the thought, a conservative, there would be an immediate assumption of guilt and endless weeping and gnashing of teeth until there was a widely publicized investigation, including probes into who knew what and when did they know it.

Whatever happened to objective journalism that is only interested in the facts???


317 posted on 03/05/2012 5:12:14 AM PST by jda ("Righteousness exalts a nation . . .")
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; Tax-chick; ThomasThomas

It’s too late, you’re infected.
You’ll find yourself coming up with bizarre things soon.
Or seeing odd things happen around you.
This will then become a bit of a hiding spot from it all.

Please don’t let my possessed clothes washer get me...


318 posted on 03/05/2012 5:13:50 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Flotsam_Jetsome; ThomasThomas; Anoreth
Please don’t let my possessed clothes washer get me ...

Oh, that's just wonderful, Darks. Now I'll never sleep soundly again!

319 posted on 03/05/2012 5:18:35 AM PST by Tax-chick ("If I want someone without merit, I'll simply vote for the Muslim ferret!" ~Da Coyote)
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To: Tax-chick; Flotsam_Jetsome; ThomasThomas; Anoreth

Sorry!

Mine wobbles, groans, makes odd articulate noises, and then lurches.


320 posted on 03/05/2012 5:19:25 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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