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Elderly golfers go berserk after teen prank
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| 2/29/12
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Posted on 02/29/2012 12:34:53 PM PST by illiac
SHALIMAR, Fla. When people think of winter golfing in Florida, they often think of a calm, restful experience enjoying the lush, green scenery and balmy breezes of the Sunshine State.
What usually does not come to mind is a sudden blast from an air horn by mischief-minded teenagers.
But such a situation took place over the weekend, prompting a pair of elderly golfers to go ballistic with a golf-ball finder.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: chat; golf; humor
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To: Maverick68
Try that on my kid and there will be lessons learned I promise you.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:17:23 PM PST
by
DManA
To: duckman
they work too....*smiles*
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:21:57 PM PST
by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: duckman
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:24:49 PM PST
by
Doogle
(((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: windcliff
I could think of two scenarios:
1 - The elderly golfers get really angry, yell, then grasp their chest faking a heart attack.
2 - Find nearest water hazard. Toss teen into it. Bonus points if an alligator is nearby ;-)
To: illiac
The little creeps are lucky that neither of the golfers had a heart attack.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:27:12 PM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: mainevet
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:28:44 PM PST
by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO) Hey Mitt, F-you too pal)
To: illiac
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:29:42 PM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1134 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: muleskinner
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:31:26 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
To: mainevet
What a Heavenly Blessed Beauty.
To: illiac
The kid is 15 year old. That’s not a child. That’s not endangered.
I hope the names of the kids get out on the net. That will help their chances with college and future jobs.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:36:42 PM PST
by
ladyjane
To: JoeProBono
Our idea of a golf course prank was to hide behind the 18th green, which was a “blind” par four (cant see from the tee).
Occasionally someone would roll one up near the green and we would grab it and put it in the hole.
They would come over the hill, search for the ball, not find it, then start with a new ball, finding their original “Hole in One” ball once they putted out. Cheers and back slaps all round, then to the 19th hole bar.
We could only do this a few times before the greenskeeper, who LIVED at the 19th hole bar, would come out and chase us away.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:40:34 PM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: DManA
. . . smackdown to the geezers . . . ,
Why freepers continually feel the need to show disrespect for older folks. Makes you look and sound like a fool. I suspect that if you disrespect my father-in-law like that, he would show you what a senior beat-down is really like.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:40:41 PM PST
by
righttackle44
(I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
To: illiac
"Now I know why tigers eat their young"
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:42:26 PM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: illiac
To: illiac
“some people just need “punishin” “, and there is some satisfaction in serving that need.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:53:14 PM PST
by
mjp
((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
To: illiac
They ought to demand trial by jury and go for a jury nullification.
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posted on
02/29/2012 1:58:37 PM PST
by
surely_you_jest
(Mitt Romney is the latter day incarnation of Joe Isuzu.)
To: AngelesCrestHighway
awesome pic
I love Judge Smails
“after all son, the world needs ditch diggers too”
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posted on
02/29/2012 2:04:56 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(DEFEAT BARAQ 2012 DEPORT BARAQ 2013)
To: Ramius
Don’t know about the 2 iron. Lee Trevino once quipped that when he’s on the course and it starts lightning, he holds up his 2 iron because, he says, not even God can hit a 2 iron.
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posted on
02/29/2012 2:05:28 PM PST
by
DaGman
To: I Drive Too Fast
Yes the alligator would be a nice touch.
To: mainevet; Joe Boucher
No sir. Not a ball retriever.
That there is a ball WASHER.
You gotta retrieve those babies on your own before proceeding to WASHER.
Better check ‘em after leaving the WASHER too, come to think of it.
lol
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