Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

[srm913]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment _{(as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker)} . While lurking tonight _{(the internet version of peeping in your windows)} for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic _{(which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years)}.

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! _{(after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)}

[re_nortex]

IBTZ. Obviously.

[Drango]

Another gay poster.

[VanDeKoik]

Was that Rick Santourm?

[VastRWCon]

Is that you mittens???

[ozaukeemom]

Happy to be of service. Not.

IBTZ?

[rwt60]

IBTZ

[TLI]

IBTZ.

Checking it’s posting history before it is gone...

.

[al baby]

Dude you need help seek it out you scare me

[FlingWingFlyer]

Enjoy your orgasm Barry boy.

[freemarketsfreeminds]

ibtz! my first!

[lonevoice]

Yeah, we can see the Mittens thrill up your leg all the way from outer space. Ewww. Now I’m going to go take a shower.

IBTZ

[re_nortex]

Is that you mittens???

Well, we now know what Joe Biden's login name was. :-)

[Edyie]

He can’t win without the Conservative vote. Deal with it!

[sockmonkey]

I wonder if I got here in time to be IBTZ, too?

[VRWC For Truth]

What part of the US taxpayer is BROKE, do you not understand? Socialism always FAILS, always!

[HereInTheHeartland]

Barney Frank, is that you?

[DBrow]

Woo hoo Four More Years! Hope they don’t zot you!

[IrishPennant]

“Let there be Zot”. And it was good.