NY Woman Uses Dating Site to Get Over $1200 In Free Meals

YouBentMyWookie.com ^ | November 30th, 2011

[Slings and Arrows]

A New York woman is being scrutinized and praised after people learned that she used a dating website to obtain $1,200 a month in free meals.

According to Business Insider, 23-year-old Jessica Sporty was deep in debt. Sporty had difficulties living on her $45,000 annual salary after spending nearly $1,500 a month in rent, paying her credit card bill, and buying food.

So she hatched up a plan and signed up with the popular online dating site Match.com so she could quickly go on five dates a week. Sporty even maintained a spreadsheet with detailed information on each of her dates, limiting each guy to a maximum of five.

Dates took Sporty to high-end New York restaurants, and one of her dates even bought her a $200 bottle of champagne.

“Before I barely had enough money to pay for food,” said Sporty. “After using Match.com I found I wasn’t going into debt anymore.”

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As of today, Sporty is no longer on the dating website as she is currently in a relationship and most likely freeloading off her new beau.

“It was exhausting,” she said. “I needed my sleep and I was done playing the game.”

[Tax-chick]

That sounds like something that would make Bill and Tom (and Pat, James, and Vlad) very, very happy.

[potlatch]

A ‘batch’ was perfect instead of having to post all the names. Glad she will be home with you for Christmas. You and I have not talked much but I often see your posts and read about the kids.

Merry Christmas to you!

[LibreOuMort]

Whooooooooo-hoooooooo-aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS, GUNNERY GIRL!
We are proud of you. Let them see what the wrath of Thor looks like. We continue to cover you and your fellow Coasties with prayers for safety and smooth waters. God Bless You.

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth designed the t-shirt for the Gunnery class. (Of course ... ;-). It looks cool.

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

"Akward"?

Ack!

Ya gotta admit, that's awkward.

[Tax-chick]

If I saw all those glowing eyes, I think I’d say something more forceful than “Ak.”

[NicknamedBob]

But what if they were auks?

[Tax-chick]

I think you’d smell auks before you were surprised by their glowing eyes in the stairwell. Seabirds reek.

[ThomasThomas]

The is a website just for the Aukward family photo.

[Tax-chick]

I remember some family pictures with equally bad hairstyles.

[NicknamedBob]

I am reminded that I should give my nephew a call.

[Monkey Face]

I feel like Ol’ Granny Crickity-Bak today.
I’m kicking feebly and not stirring up much dust.

In other news...The Stig is making up for how I feel by sitting in front of me and cherp-a-derping to cherk me up! Whataguy!

[Tax-chick]

Nice pet! Mine are all recommending a nap about now, so I think I will.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Made a batch of hand cream today. It’s the one thing I can’t do in the still room. The scent is nice and light in the cream but when you are cooking it...oy vey the house smells like a perfume factory! My husband must love me very much to put up with this. Happily for him I only brew about once a month.

[Tax-chick]

Could be worse ... how often do you cook liver and onions?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Never, if you are referring to beef liver. Chicken livers are something else entirely and (IMHO) necessary for dirty rice. Of course that means you have to put up with two meowing kittahs who simply will not shut up until you give them a liver of their own.

[Monkey Face]

Your kittehs have no LIVERS??? Poor things!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Perhaps I should have a telethon.

For just 99 cents a day you can help this kittah to have livers..

[ThomasThomas]

But will the cat eat the onions?