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Some Obama Administration Scientists approached NASA. They were concerned that the Space program wasn’t achieving anything spectacular to make the pResident look good.
They said to NASA..”Look, America landed on the moon during a Republican Administration, and we want something Spectacular for Ours! We are ordering you to mount an expedition to the Sun!”
“B-B-But,” the NASA Director exclaimed, “The rocket carrying our Astronauts will burn up before even entering the Chromosphere!”
“Well DUH,” said the obama guy, “Just Time the Launch so you arrive there at NIGHT!”