2011 Joint Session Drinking Game

9-8-2011 | Danae

[Danae]

Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"

2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"

3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.

4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)

[Danae]

Thank GOD, it’s over!

AMEN.

I am out of wine.

[Dengar01]

If they pan to the new Heinrich Himmler AKA Eric Holder one more time I may destroy my LCD TV...

[NoGrayZone]

Because he does.

[Calvin Locke]

(you still watch Seinfeld after he blew off Danny's Kids?)

[NoGrayZone]

Lol, just finished my open bottle. I have another. I think I’ll open it just for the heck of it.

I just feel dirty, may as well do something dirty, heehee.

[RandallFlagg]

LOL!! That part’s almost on right now.

[mylife]

Yup. And even after Kramer used the N word.

[TomServo]

LOL!!!!

[yorkie]

You feel dirty? HeII, I’ve had two showers since the ‘campaign speech/class warfare/spins/lies/blame game started!

[ArchAngel1983]

"This is not how he speaks in a normal speech."

What is his 'normal speech'? I've heard him speak everything from Harvard grad to NYC ghetto and everything in between. Will the real BHO step forward. . . and get hit by a bus please!

[NoGrayZone]

Well in my defense, I’m a little to buzzed to be getting into the shower!

I’d probably fall, hit my head and die. And it would be ALL barrys fault and no one would know!!!

[tiapam]

And that's my final answer!!

[WSGilcrest]

I guess everyone’s passed out drunk.

[Iron Munro]

[Texas Songwriter]

His cadence and tone were different. I have never heard him with a plaintive pleading transitioning into a whisper. But when he wanted an applause, that is exactly what he did. He did not move into jive/ghetto tonight.

[ArchAngel1983]

"His cadence and tone were different."

Thank God there are people out there who actually tuned in so I didn't have to. You're a much better man than I Gunga Din!"

[Texas Songwriter]

Let's boil it down to the essential element. This man, President Pookie, just told congress to raise the debt ceiling 450 billion dollars more than it is now for a grand total of 14.7 trillion dollars....now asking for another .45 trillion for a total of 15.15 trillion dollars. By the way, the money appropriated last month to raise the debt ceiling, officially runs out next MONDAY..4 days from today.

The hits just keep coming.

Do you remember how much shit was created moving up to the last head-on to raise the debt ceiling. Now he throws the gauntlet down again. He has a nutsack that hangs down to his ankles...either that, or he is just plain stupid.

[Army Air Corps]

Throw some conjuntions in between those quotes and you have Bat Ear’s whole furshlugginer speech.

[Danae]

Well, we did just spend 30 minutes of our lives listening to one of the dirtest politicians elected since Tammany Hall. We as a nation are all soiled by his corruption.

[NoGrayZone]

I’m not feeling so well today. That butthole is bad luck. Not only did my alarm clock crap out on me last night, I woke up late, flew out of bed, threw out my lower back in doing so.

And I’m a little hung over. NOT A GOOD DAY!