Well, we did just spend 30 minutes of our lives listening to one of the dirtest politicians elected since Tammany Hall. We as a nation are all soiled by his corruption.
I’m not feeling so well today. That butthole is bad luck. Not only did my alarm clock crap out on me last night, I woke up late, flew out of bed, threw out my lower back in doing so.
And I’m a little hung over. NOT A GOOD DAY!