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Posted on 09/01/2011 1:15:08 AM PDT by JustAmy
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Howz thingz?
Amen! Good Advice.
“”THE TOP 31 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north.
30. Oh I just couldn’t, she’s only sixteen.
29. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won’t fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken
26. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
25. You can’t feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We’re vegetarians
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I’ve got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
8. I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
4. I don’t have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more for me. I’m driving!
ONE ADDITIONAL THING YOU WON’T HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY ON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH....
“Honey will you change the channel from the opening game of the NFL to Obama’s speech on Jobs!!!!
I’m not sure what the hi temp was but it was in the low 90’s. Not too bad.
Hi, Teenie! Things are going even better than expected! How’s about you?
DEAD DUCK
Woman brings a duck to the vet. Vet says, “Your duck is dead.” Woman says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes”
“How can you be sure? You’ve done no tests.”
Vet brings in a Labrador Retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes it’s head. Vet says, “Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead.” Vet hands the woman a bill.
She cries, “$820 to tell me my duck is dead!”
“If you had taken my work for it the bill would be $20 but Lab reports and Cat scans cost extra.”
COFFEE/COCOA TOGETHER
If you decide not to close this... Be sure you forward it so that the coffee will continue to pour. We can pretend we are sharing a good cup of coffee/cocoa while enjoying... Good Morning Blessings.... If it stops with you, then the blessing will disappear. The blessing will only keep working if it is continuously passed around. If you are a recipient of a blessing, Keep the blessing working being the source of blessing to other people.
This morning when I awoke And saw the sun above, I softly said, ‘Good morning, Lord, Bless everyone I love’ Right away I thought of you and said a loving prayer, That He would bless you specially, And keep you free from care. I thought of all the happiness a day could hold in store, I wished it all for you
because no one deserves it more.
I felt so warm and good inside, My heart was all aglow. I know God heard my prayers for you, He hears them all, you know.
You have two choices. Smile and close this page Or pass this along To someone else to
spread the good feelings. I know that I did! When you reach the end of your rope ...
You will find the hem of His garment.’
Goin’ good, thanks! ;)
Prayers Continuing for you Everyday, FRiend.
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Youngest daughter gave us Netflix for Christmas and we watch a lot of the older movies...any one remember Mr. Limpid with Don Knots?
Whispering Bill Anderson is doing a Family Reunion show and it is one of the best things to watch on RFDTV and see the writers and singers of our youth still able to do their music. Comes on on Friday nights. They even have Hee Haw!
BYU TV has restoration of old tractors, and Fons & Porter quilt show which is my favorite. Hubby tapes them and Elenaor Burns shows for me, so I can watch them at my time of choice.
Thank you for your Post, Gail. I Remember the Don Knotts Movie, and have it on a DVD in One of our Bookcases. I Always Thought the Voice of Ladyfish was So Pretty. She was Elizabeth MacRae, who Played Gomer's Girlfriend on Gomer Pyle, USMC.
I just Bought a DVD of One of my All-Time Favorite Movies, "The African Queen," and am Looking Forward to Watching it. I'll Check my Dish TV and see if RFD TV and BYU TV are on the Package we have.
(((((I Pray your Back is Beginning to Feel Better, Dear FRiend)))))
“Lacks ambition.” That is not a phrase you want to see on your performance review. When it comes to work, employees who lack ambition seldom rise to the top of an organization. Without a strong desire to achieve something, nothing is accomplished. Ambition, however, has a dark side. It often has more to do with elevating self than with accomplishing something noble for others.
This was the case with many of the kings of Israel, including the first one. Saul started out with humility, but he gradually came to consider his position as something that belonged to him. He forgot that he had a special assignment from God to lead His chosen people in a way that would show other nations the way to God. When God relieved him of duty, Saul’s only concern was for himself (1 Sam. 15:30).
In a world where ambition often compels people to do whatever it takes to rise to positions of power over others, God calls His people to a new way of living. We are to do nothing out of selfish ambition (Phil. 2:3) and to lay aside the weight of sin that ensnares us (Heb. 12:1).
If you want to be someone who truly “rises up,” make it your ambition to humbly love and serve God with all your heart, soul, mind, and strength (Mark 12:30).
Read: 1 Samuel 15:17-30
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~A WF Wednesday To All~
Adorable graphic you have there!
I do believe those NYers are sending some kind of message to someone! ;)
I love your puppies, teenie Thank you.
I believe they were!
Cute pups.
Have a great WFW.
Got that right!! :)
Fine looking Yorkie! Thank you!
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