Obama Birthplace Revealed!

His Master's Voice | 8/10/11 | HMV

[Hillary'sMoralVoid]

The mystery of President Obama's birthplace has been revealed, and it completely rewrites his personal history.

Obama's real father was a great illusionist and hypnotist who left Lebanon, Barack's actual birthplace, when Barack was a young boy. The father was known as the "The Great Shabwa" and he and on-stage-assistant wife, Mirta, traveled the globe performing magic shows. He was most famous for originating the trick in which a person is placed in a box and appears to be sawed in half, a trick that he spent many years perfecting.

While more details on this amazing revelation are still forthcoming, it explains much about President Obama. First of all, the worldwide travel explains our president's global perspective; secondly, he apparently learned from his father how to hold huge audiences in a nearly-hypnotic trance with his message of hope and change; and finally........................

[Hillary'sMoralVoid]

it explains why he has so many half-brothers and half-sisters!

[Doctor 2Brains]

Wasn’t it a manger in Bethlehem?

[Robwin]

Blows my theory. I thought Obama just manifested one day on a hill above Harvard, fully grown and prepared to lead the backward nations of the world, starting with the US, to perennial peace and prosperity. But now I am not so sure.

[neverbluffer]

And this new information comes from?

I never heard this theory before!

[Texas Fossil]

hee hee hee

The Magic Negro

[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Kenny Bunk]

Folks, you can blame that multiple post on the library computer

[OB1kNOb]

Obama izzat u? (just kidding ;-) )

[Boogieman]

He didn’t spring fully-formed from the forehead of Jimmy Carter?

[The Sons of Liberty]

Obama Birthplace Revealed!

The bowels of hell.

[Fantasywriter]

Lol. Worth repeating...or it had better be, anyway. ;)

[fish hawk]

Yes, and they made a movie about it: The Man Who Fell To Earth. (movie with David Bowie)

[TheOldLady]

Boop His Beak!

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[Pelham]

Hey, if it’s worth posting once it’s worth posting 5 times.
We are discussing the missing Frog Prince, after all.

Vive la France!

[Kenny Bunk]

Vive la France!

For you a copy of my exhaustively researched tome (when completed) for a low, low $4,995. But wait, there's more! If you act within the next 24 hours, I will include autographed copies of those photos of the Presidential maternal unit, as taken by Frank Marshall Davis, rendered in full color on black velvet.

I will not repeat this offer, unlike my usual posts.

[Kenny Bunk]

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