[Kenny Bunk]

I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

[Lazamataz]

Good point.