I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)
In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.
Good point.