To: Winstons Julia
Coke is better than Pepsi.
2 posted on
07/26/2011 7:38:21 PM PDT by
Persevero
(Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
To: Winstons Julia
Cheesecake has no redeeming properties. Chocolate, on the other hand, is full of antioxidants. The key is never having sweet chocolate. No sugar at all, 100% pure. :->
4 posted on
07/26/2011 7:42:34 PM PDT by
mnehring
To: Winstons Julia
If two plus two equals four, does to plus to equal for?
To: Winstons Julia
I often sing “Amazing Grace” to the theme of Gilligan’s Island, but it seems some folks don’t care for old comedy shows.
To: Winstons Julia
Did you know Winston Smith’s gal pal Julia had no last name?
And I picked my nose once and it bleeded.
8 posted on
07/26/2011 7:45:52 PM PDT by
tumblindice
("I want to make sure the American people aren't hurt." President 0 to La Raza)
To: Winstons Julia
I put my toilet paper over. If someone else in the house puts it under, I change it.
11 posted on
07/26/2011 7:48:47 PM PDT by
Jvette
To: Winstons Julia
The atmosphere on Mars is better because the wind goes faster and cools off any manmadeglobalwarming that seeps its way up there from America.
13 posted on
07/26/2011 7:50:30 PM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(Aqualung is a fine Jethro Tull album. I also like Thick As A Brick.)
To: Winstons Julia
14 posted on
07/26/2011 7:52:19 PM PDT by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Winstons Julia
Ever ride a newer bicycle? Back in the day, bike tires had the same value as cars. They are called Schedar values. Simple, strong and effective.
But nooooo, today bikes come with something called a Presta or French values. These thing are so fragile, you need a special adapter and can't use a gas station air pump, it's next to impossible to get air in the tire and they break off so easy when you put air in the tire leaving you stranded.
The inventor of the Presta value should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!
Also while I'm venting, All Orthodontists are lowlife crook scumbags who also should all die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!
21 posted on
07/26/2011 7:59:52 PM PDT by
qam1
(There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
To: Winstons Julia
“MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.”
Racist!!
24 posted on
07/26/2011 8:02:41 PM PDT by
Batman11
(Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
To: Winstons Julia
29 posted on
07/26/2011 8:09:07 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Winstons Julia
42 posted on
07/26/2011 8:30:48 PM PDT by
skully
(The boogeyman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris)
To: Winstons Julia
Sheesh. I can't believe its 45+ posts and no one has figured this out; Helloooo, chocolate cheesecake!!
46 posted on
07/26/2011 8:50:13 PM PDT by
IYellAtMyTV
(Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
To: Winstons Julia
Double stuff oreos with milk is better than chocolate chip cookies with milk. However I will take both.
To: Winstons Julia
62 posted on
07/27/2011 8:48:02 AM PDT by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: Winstons Julia
Music should be free like the wind, man.
64 posted on
07/27/2011 12:29:29 PM PDT by
InvisibleChurch
(Aqualung is a fine Jethro Tull album. I also like Thick As A Brick.)
To: Winstons Julia
If you want attention, rather than take up bandwidth and our time, take your clothes off and walk down your street.........You could also insert your philodendron in one of your rear entrances and really make a statement.
71 posted on
07/27/2011 4:04:29 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(You can't forfeit the game Chuck! If you go home you forfeit!)
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