Posted on 07/26/2011 7:04:26 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
Liberals have me ready to smash a marshmallow in anger, so I need to argue fruitlessly about trivial things. Perhaps I like my philodendron better than my spider plant and MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.
I will close my blinds and await the onslaught. Take it easy on me. But not too easy.
I have a cat who will literally rip the paper from the roll, shredding it in a frenzy of claws and teeth. When he stops, he has pieces of paper all over him and in his mouth, then he just saunters off shaking bits of paper out of his fur as he goes.
Cheer up, FRiend.
Weird Al on Lady Gaga (Parody)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M
Senor Gif (Links to lolcats)
http://senorgif.memebase.com/
Yes, but does he also represent the now infamous stevia cartel, too?
Music should be free like the wind, man.
And if they can’t do it right, they should have their toilet paper taken away.
You may need help.
May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your bed.
going to the bathroom and realizing too late that the one who used up the last of the roll has failed to replace it, is cause for justifiable homicide in my opinion.
I used to use one ply, but Sheryl Crow pissed me off so bad that now I use two ply and as much as my little heart desires.
I’m a dog person.
If you want attention, rather than take up bandwidth and our time, take your clothes off and walk down your street.........You could also insert your philodendron in one of your rear entrances and really make a statement.
Presta valves have been around a lot longer than you have. You just have to know how to deal with them. Of course, why should you believe me? I’m just a corrupt greedy Boomer bent on destroying the cosmos merely to spite Gen X’ers.
(just kidding about that last part, but the valve part is true.)
Oh, that was you!
For years I was a TP over woman. That all changed when a certain toddler of mine decided to challenge himself to unroll the TP roll as far as he could without getting caught. It still hurts to turn it the wrong way.
Oh, beef is best rare.
LOL! That would be the pits! Fortunately, I keep a spare hidden, for “just such, I say, just such an emergency!”
I’m pretty sure dogs can learn to unroll paper from the roll, too. Why make it easy on them?
That got me arrested once. Now I just horse around online.
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