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 please remove the foil and tape from the crib when your baby arrives.
 


1 posted on 04/04/2011 9:50:04 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

I prefer, “don’t own a cat because they are useless animals.”


2 posted on 04/04/2011 9:52:35 AM PDT by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I thought the cat was important to drive away the evil little gnome that tries to steal baby’s breath?


3 posted on 04/04/2011 9:52:51 AM PDT by sinanju
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With double sided tape, you don’t have to worry about side rails.


4 posted on 04/04/2011 9:53:54 AM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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However, the best way to keep your cat out of the crib is to make sure the cat is not in the room when you leave it, then close the door and use a monitor to listen for your baby.

 
 
Ahh, but kitteh is too smart for that.
 
 
 


6 posted on 04/04/2011 9:54:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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I’m the lion around my house. If I don’t want my Siamese (willful cat) to do something I let out a hiss and a warning growl that keeps her hiding for about for about a day and half. Cats are highly trainable. My 2 cents.


7 posted on 04/04/2011 9:55:14 AM PDT by poobear (FACTS - the turd in the punch bowl of liberal thought!)
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Dear Cathy: How do you train a cat to stay out of a crib?

Shut the door to the baby's room and turn on the baby monitor.

8 posted on 04/04/2011 9:56:15 AM PDT by itsinthebag (E)
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I thought she was gonna say, “To keep a cat out of the crib, cut the cat’s legs off.”


9 posted on 04/04/2011 9:57:06 AM PDT by youngidiot (Hear Hear!)
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1. A crib tent

2. Anyone who thinks cats are useless has never lived where there are rattle snakes.


10 posted on 04/04/2011 9:57:40 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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and when none of that works, there’s always .22 caliber aversion therapy for the cat.


12 posted on 04/04/2011 9:58:57 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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How to keep cat out of baby's crib

Duh.

Put a dog in it.

14 posted on 04/04/2011 9:59:24 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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” please remove the foil and tape from the crib when your baby arrives. “

How babby going to tan?


16 posted on 04/04/2011 10:00:24 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Use a catapult.
23 posted on 04/04/2011 10:06:19 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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Kitteh Ping




33 posted on 04/04/2011 10:18:37 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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Kel-Tec PMR-30 with hollow points, .22 mag. Just sayin...
35 posted on 04/04/2011 10:21:09 AM PDT by PAMadMax (Islam is a disease....)
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Sounds like this is a job for the crips & the bloods.


38 posted on 04/04/2011 10:28:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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43 posted on 04/04/2011 10:59:56 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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Get the cats their own crib

Cats

Cats

53 posted on 04/04/2011 11:36:37 AM PDT by death2tyrants
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Distract 'em with a roll of toilet paper on the floor.

I came home from work to this little surprise once.



Once.
99 posted on 04/04/2011 2:33:35 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

What I did was to buy a bifold door that was paneled (solid) on the bottom and had dowels that you could look through at the top and easily hear the baby. They couldn’t bump the door open or jump thru the top. We installed the door so it opened out into the hall so if the big cat pushed against it it wouldn’t open.


101 posted on 04/04/2011 2:48:07 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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Put cat-hating small dog in crib. Problem solved.


102 posted on 04/04/2011 2:54:57 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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