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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2011
4-1-2011
| JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie; Meg33
Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
Welcome To....
'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry. 'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry. Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.
Enjoy! :)
Never Forget!
Bad Penny
Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf
Many thanks for stopping by. : )
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; april; friends; poetry
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To: Dubya
To: Dubya
Just doesn’t surprise me ! :)
To: Dubya
To: FRiends; The Mayor; yorkie; tiapam; jaycee; oldteen; Dubya; Kitty Mittens; ConorMacNessa; ...
I'm Signing Off Early, Dear FRiends
Thank you so much for coming by today and sharing
your comments, prayers, lovely graphics, music, scripture
and fun.
May you be blessed with a lovely evening and rest.
Prayers for those affected by the storms and wildfires.
*May God Keep Safe All Who Serve Our Country*
1,704
posted on
04/17/2011 5:15:38 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military Men And Women)
To: tiapam
1,705
posted on
04/17/2011 5:40:44 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: MEG33
Thank you for the thread. Good night.
1,706
posted on
04/17/2011 5:41:51 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: yorkie; JustAmy; Billie; GodBlessUSA; Lady Jag; jaycee; Diver Dave; LUV W; Mama_Bear; DollyCali; ...
Daffodils "Thalia" - My Front Garden - 17APR2011
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
1,707
posted on
04/17/2011 5:44:24 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: ConorMacNessa
To: MEG33
To: tiapam
They are so delicate - I look forward to them every spring!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
1,710
posted on
04/17/2011 6:03:40 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: ConorMacNessa
Your flowers are always so lovely, Conor!
Thank you for sharing them!
To: tiapam; MEG33
WHAT??? You wouldn't want to sleep on the bench??
Guess you 2 wouldn't make very good 'bag ladies'! ;)
To: Dubya
I don't doubt that story at all. I remember, years ago, a relative who was with the Sheriffs Dept. said that it depended on what part of town the call came in from as to how fast they would get there. Even then, I thought that was pretty sad and the crime was only about 1/10th of what it is today.
No wonder LEOs aren't well thought of in a lot places.
To: oldteen
It's my pleasure, Teenie! Hope all is well with you!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
1,714
posted on
04/17/2011 6:53:15 PM PDT
by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
To: Dubya
"A procrastinator's work is never done."
1,715
posted on
04/17/2011 6:59:12 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: Dubya
* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
* Isaac’s Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
1,716
posted on
04/17/2011 7:11:09 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: All
What Do I Look Like?
There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long as we have lived here. It’s peeling and cracking; couldn’t you please just paint them?”
“Who do I look like? Michelangelo?” the man replies.
“I guess not”, says the wife.
The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. “Oh sugar, couldn’t you just please at least repair the stairs? They’re falling apart and they’re really unsafe to walk up.”
The man says, “Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?”
“Well, maybe not,” says the wife.
The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. “Honey.....How did you do this? It looks great!” he says. “Well I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him” says the wife.
“Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?”
The wife replies, “Who do I look like, Sara Lee?”
1,717
posted on
04/17/2011 7:20:05 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: All
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
1,718
posted on
04/17/2011 7:22:34 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: oldteen
Its probably true. Its a sad thing though.
1,719
posted on
04/17/2011 7:29:02 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
To: ConorMacNessa
All is well, thanks.
Hope you have a wonderful week!
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