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Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Hope you enjoyed it!
Just doesn’t surprise me ! :)
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I sure did.
Thank you for the thread. Good night.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
WOW!! Just beautiful!!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Thank you for sharing them!
Guess you 2 wouldn't make very good 'bag ladies'! ;)
No wonder LEOs aren't well thought of in a lot places.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
* Isaac’s Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
What Do I Look Like?
There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long as we have lived here. It’s peeling and cracking; couldn’t you please just paint them?”
“Who do I look like? Michelangelo?” the man replies.
“I guess not”, says the wife.
The next day the man gets back from work again. Again his wife starts to complain. “Oh sugar, couldn’t you just please at least repair the stairs? They’re falling apart and they’re really unsafe to walk up.”
The man says, “Who do I look like? Frank Lloyd Wright?”
“Well, maybe not,” says the wife.
The next week the man returns from his job. He walks into his house and is suddenly amazed. The stairs are fixed, the walls were painted and the house looked superb. “Honey.....How did you do this? It looks great!” he says. “Well I met up with a handyman down the street. He offered to repair our house if I either bake him a batch of brownies or sleep with him” says the wife.
“Well, honey, you baked the batch of brownies, right?”
The wife replies, “Who do I look like, Sara Lee?”
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.
Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moo-dy Blues
Hope you have a wonderful week!
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