[inflorida]

[The Pack Knight]

There’s a Darwin Award nominee for you.

[Puppage]

Cora...sexy no more.

[billorites]

Huh.

Augment was in my daughter's Wordly Wise vocabulary lesson this week.

Augment: to make greater, more numerous, larger, or more intense

[lurk]

23 years old.

Where was her father? His responsibility was to do everything in his power to protect her from this self-destruction, starting when she was a day old.

[JPG]

Boobicide.

[Responsibility2nd]

They were gonna cremate her. But plastic wont burn easily.

 

So they're gonna bury her.

 

In this.

 

[DeFault User]

leading to an investigation into the Hamburg plastic surgery clinic

I thought the preferred place to get a rack adjustment was Jiffy Lube...

[Alex Murphy]

....in a coma for nine days after complications during the operation to increase her breast size from an F to a G cup....

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

“Coming to watch the act? She’s 48-23-36!”
“What does she do?”
“With a little help, sit up.”

[since1868]

Sad she is someones daughter.

[Pinkbell]

You know, I see jokes about this, but this is sad. It’s a waste of a young life. This woman got caught up in a sexualized culture, and because that was her life, she was obsessed with her body. She continually subjected herself to surgery after surgery in the hopes of becoming more attractive litteraly until it killed her. She has to face God now.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Poor old Prunella was built like a fella
So she went ‘round to see Doctor Kerr
He said ‘Now then, make haste,’
but when stripped to the waist
He couldn’t help calling her ‘sir.’

‘Don’t worry your head, I’m a surgeon’, he said
‘I’ll graft you two on, just like that.’
Then he went and got plastered
The silly old . . . fool
And he grafted them onto her back.

Now poor old Prunella, she can’t get a fella
To walk or to talk or romance with.
‘Cause who wants to chat
With a girl, looks like that
But, by God, she’s great fun to dance with!

[DTogo]

After all the recent snow shovelling, my back hurts just thinking about this...

[gov_bean_ counter]

After a point, there is no point...

[OrangeHoof]

I knew a girl who was a C-cup and looked really great at that size. She showed me a photo of when she was an A-cup and she told me when they did her augmentation, she was told that a C-cup was as big as her skin would allow them to stretch.

Cora must have been a large-breasted woman to begin with or I would hate to think how badly her skin was stretched to accommodate a size G.

[ArrogantBustard]

Causes of death: Stupidity, Perversion and Vanity.

[ichabod1]

Didn’t this happen to the mother of Kanye West? The wife of savage leftist professor Cornell West?

[sodpoodle]

Cup sizes:

What a way to learn the alphabet!

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Bless her heart, I guess she was just trying to keep abreast of things. Now she is busted!

[dragonblustar]

How sad. That was someone’s child once. I have to wonder what kind of family she came from.