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American Idol 2011--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 18, 2011

Posted on 01/18/2011 5:53:18 AM PST by silent_jonny



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To: peggybac

Ick. Someone tell him this isn’t the “Glee” audition.


1,921 posted on 02/02/2011 5:45:38 PM PST by VampireStateNY (Bleeding taxpayers dry since 1788!)
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To: peggybac

Hahah......I thought so too!!


1,922 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:03 PM PST by Fawn (CANCER SUCKS)
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To: silent_jonny

LOL!


1,923 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:03 PM PST by rabidralph (...Because you never know how far you can run unless you run.--Penny Chenery, Owner, Secretariat)
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To: peggybac
Note to blonde girlfriend: your boyfriend is GAY!

She will find out when they get to Hollywood:)

1,924 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:07 PM PST by twin2
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To: peggybac
Note to blonde girlfriend: your boyfriend is GAY!

Cue music:
Tonight tonight, he's gonna get it right
Even losers can get lucky sometimes
All the freaks go on a winning streak
In a perfect world, all the geeks get the girls

1,925 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:16 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: retrokitten

I don’t trust anyone who smiles that much. It makes me think they want to mug me.

makes me think he eitehr just crapped in his pants, or he farted.


1,926 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:32 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

God help us...the next Heidi & Spencer.


1,927 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:44 PM PST by Raebie
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To: peggybac

LOL, he’s at least on his way. What a body on that girl, oofah.


1,928 posted on 02/02/2011 5:46:56 PM PST by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: peggybac
Note to blonde girlfriend: your boyfriend is GAY!

No doubt....he probably braided her hair!
1,929 posted on 02/02/2011 5:47:08 PM PST by LA Woman3
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland; All
Community College Sweethearts

"We want to be American Idol's first power couple."

They walk in to the audition together, but sing seperately.

First up is the girl, Jaqueline. She's loud, but okay.

Next is the guy, Nick. His voice is smoother than his girlfriend.

The sweethearts impressed the judges.

Randy: It was like a breath of fresh air. I was like yo what's this gonna be? But it was good.

They both get the Golden Ticket.

1,930 posted on 02/02/2011 5:47:26 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: retrokitten
Loved that Air Force commercial.

Maybe they could practice that in Egypt right about now.

1,931 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:07 PM PST by twin2
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To: MagUSNRET

Thought the boy friend was a better singer than the girl. He really had a tone. But she has the “look”.


1,932 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:14 PM PST by kjam22
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To: Shelayne

Hiya Shelayne! :)


1,933 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:24 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: word_warrior_bob

I was kinda thinking her butt had its own zipcode, too.
There is a fine line between “Junk in the Trunk” and “Hoarders” ;-)


1,934 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:28 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: word_warrior_bob

beyond hot is incandescent


1,935 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:36 PM PST by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. D.E. +12 .....( History is a process, not an event ))
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To: retrokitten

Yeah, what’s up with her hair? Is it a wig?


1,936 posted on 02/02/2011 5:48:40 PM PST by peggybac (In the contemporary world, they pulled a Pearl Harbor. We need to pull a Hiroshima.)
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To: MagUSNRET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


1,937 posted on 02/02/2011 5:49:17 PM PST by peggybac (In the contemporary world, they pulled a Pearl Harbor. We need to pull a Hiroshima.)
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To: retrokitten

“A whole honkin’ cow!”


1,938 posted on 02/02/2011 5:50:03 PM PST by silent_jonny ("Therefore comfort each other and edify one another, just as you also are doing." - 1 Thess. 5:11)
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To: silent_jonny

Remind me to buy stock in anti-depressants and Kleenix, the night before they send 2/3 of these youngins back home from Hollywood!!


1,939 posted on 02/02/2011 5:50:03 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: peggybac

I don’t know, but it definitely had that wiggy look about it. She had weird layers going on, too, so maybe it was a clip in extension?


1,940 posted on 02/02/2011 5:50:30 PM PST by retrokitten (Booze and hotpants)
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