Posted on 12/04/2010 1:44:18 PM PST by Vision
I'm trying to book a trip to Tuscany, Italy this summer(July/August) and am in need of a cheap airline ticket without an overly wacky route/schedule.
Anybody have a secret to this? All the rates seem to be around $1,500.
idiot zot
JERRY: I just wish I could figure out if this guy is trying to keep me out of
Tuscany.
GEORGE: Of course he is. There’s got to be houses for rent in Tuscany. Do you
know how big Tuscany is?
JERRY: I have no idea.
GEORGE: It it’s huge. It’s probably like North Dakota.
Not sure about UPS, but I believe Fed-Ex seats are reserved for Fed-Ex staff or pilot spouses....
Buy a Volvo!
If you buy a Volvo using the European delivery plan, you get two free tickets to Europe. You can pick up the car anywhere and drive it to Tuscany and back.
They ship the car back to the US...and you fly back.
All with free tickets!
North Dakota is roughly as large as peninsular Italy plus Sicily (that is, everything except the Po Valley, Liguria, Venezia, and Sardinia).
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