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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... November, 2010
11-1-2010 | | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 10/31/2010 10:32:30 PM PDT by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; friends; november; poetry
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To: Jack Deth

Hoorah! It came through....darling kitty, Jack!


241 posted on 11/02/2010 3:07:25 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: jaycee

Way too cute, Jaycee! “Happy Election Evening” to you, too! Thank you!!


242 posted on 11/02/2010 3:08:10 PM PDT by tiapam
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To: Diver Dave

Gosh, I love this, Dave! I imagine its your own poem! Great job!


243 posted on 11/02/2010 3:08:32 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: All

Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
and the other hand pulling a male buffalo

He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter
everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto!
We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.”


244 posted on 11/02/2010 3:14:37 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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To: Dubya

245 posted on 11/02/2010 3:17:18 PM PDT by Dubya (JESUS SAVES)
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To: Jack Deth
Jack, I posted this one recently
but I thought you may not have
seen it! My son has just had his cat for
a couple of weeks now but a couple of days
after he got her, he said she disappeared!
So he did a search looking everywhere! On the bed, under the bed
in closets, etc. and then he flipped on
the bathroom light and there she was!! Your poem
was saying how much cats loves porcelain sinks...LOL!
And they sure do, don't they?

246 posted on 11/02/2010 3:28:15 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: Dubya

How true, how true! Very funny, Dubya!


247 posted on 11/02/2010 3:31:11 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: Billie
Where did you get those green elephants?

I'll water the baby.

Weinie


248 posted on 11/02/2010 3:41:37 PM PDT by lonestar
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To: jaycee; yorkie; left that other site; tiapam; Billie; JustAmy; MEG33; All

A "handy" elephant that wants to win today!!

249 posted on 11/02/2010 3:51:55 PM PDT by luvie (I EARLY-voted. If YOU don't vote, then you get what you deserve...so VOTE on November 2nd!!!)
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To: jaycee

Nope, not mine. Got it in an e-mail this morning.


250 posted on 11/02/2010 4:02:40 PM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: Diver Dave

Well, its a good one!!


251 posted on 11/02/2010 4:07:15 PM PDT by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: Jack Deth

Thanks, Cat Man! I wondered why my cat always turned up in the sink! LOL!

Maybe kitties need a sink of their own to cool off in!


252 posted on 11/02/2010 4:07:44 PM PDT by luvie (I EARLY-voted. If YOU don't vote, then you get what you deserve...so VOTE on November 2nd!!!)
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To: Diver Dave

Well, I have to agree with you about those things you do not like! I do like your poem!


253 posted on 11/02/2010 4:27:06 PM PDT by Billie
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To: ConorMacNessa

Aren’t they neat! I knew I’d have a chance to use them sometime! :)


254 posted on 11/02/2010 4:29:48 PM PDT by Billie
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To: tiapam

Can I have both - funny AND talented. :) Aren’t those the neatest shrubs. (but I wouldn’t have them in our yard even if I was talented enough to sculpt them!)


255 posted on 11/02/2010 4:31:34 PM PDT by Billie
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To: pollywog

That would REALLY be a sad sight for democrats to see, wouldn’t it!


256 posted on 11/02/2010 4:33:37 PM PDT by Billie
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To: jaycee

:)

I do think it’s fun to see them trimmed in all sorts of animal shapes, etc.


257 posted on 11/02/2010 4:41:56 PM PDT by Billie
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To: Billie

I wouldn’t have them in my yard either!!


258 posted on 11/02/2010 4:53:39 PM PDT by tiapam
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To: LUV W

Now that is a cool elaphant! He sure does come in “handy” today! Left or right?


259 posted on 11/02/2010 4:58:18 PM PDT by tiapam
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To: tiapam

They do need to get some of that energy out of their system, and usually it’s White Dog that teases Roscoe until he gives in and the chase is on - both of them running full out in these huge crazy circles.

I HAVE been knocked down if they can’t swerve in time to avoid me! Roscoe’s getting older and doesn’t need to run that hard because he pays for it the next day with sore legs.


260 posted on 11/02/2010 4:59:46 PM PDT by Billie
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