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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlH9hlfQyhQ
Make it snappy, fatso...I’m in a hurry!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2553365/posts
It is funny as heck.What is just crazy is that there are more than a small number of people that get pulled over and DO NOT know when to STFU when dealing with cops.
“Two burgers, fries and a milkshake please.” I had a friend go down to the station because of that one.
Then there’s “You should be out chasing criminals and I have to go to the bathroom.” Said by my mother in law who, as a result had her fine escalated.
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“You stopped me because you smelled my donuts??”
What’s with the hyphens between every word? Makes the FR search function completely useless.
Never roll down the window and say to the cop:
“Two hamburgers, hold the onions, one order of fries and make it snappy”.
Ofcourse, Chris told this joke before the Homeland Security named most Americans potential domestic terrorists.
The police officers Chris was joking about were not trained like the police officers of today.
If they have a good reason to stop me, why do they have to ask if I know what it is?
Does a confession that you may have been speeding somehow make their job easier, even if they already have you on radar? Would an expression of honest lack of knowledge of why you were stopped make the ticket amount any less?
Maybe they're hoping you'll admit to a few crimes they didn't even suspect.
“hey are you the go-daddy girl”?
I just washed my car and I’m trying to blow dry it.
The Cop: “You got any ID?”, You: “bout what?”. Limited to moderate success.
I was pulled over for running a red light a few months ago. The road was busy and I asked the cop if I could pull into a nearby parking lot for his safety.
After we relocated, he asked if I knew why he pulled me over. I said the light changed from amber to red while I entered the intersection and that I hadn’t stopped when it turned from green to amber because I did not believe I could stop safely.
He let me off with a warning. Throughout the stop, I remained calm, courteous and respectful. Had he ticketed me, I would have thanked him and wished him a good day.
There’s good cops and bad cops. I try to keep my default assumption as the cop I’m dealing with is a good cop.
I was with 7 other people in a buddies car we got pulled over at lunch during high school never say i bet you don’t have 8 pairs of handcuffs well he had plenty of zip ties
Hello Officer...Paul Johnson Is it? How Ironic! I was actually speeding to your house! Your wife told me to get over there quick because you sure can't satisfy her!
My fav.
Chris Rock - Black People Vs Niggaz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui6-Wc0PDc4&has_verified=1
You can’t ticket me, I’m an illegal alien. Now, whatcha gonna do?