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what-not-to-say-when-pulled-over-by-a-cop
Yahoo news- Finance ^ | Sunday, September 19, 2010 | Jennifer Waters

Posted on 09/19/2010 5:47:12 PM PDT by Redcitizen

In what he calls an "educational video" that's widely circulated on YouTube, comedian Chris Rock offers advice on what to do when you get pulled over for a traffic violation.

"Obey the law" he says. "Stop immediately" and "stay in your car with your hands on the wheel." Finally, "if your woman is mad at you, leave her at home. There's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your [you-know-what] kicked."

It's a dead-on spoof of a hard truth: Respect authority. If you don't, you increase the odds of a pricey ticket.

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KEYWORDS: government; law; police; rights
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more things not to say:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlH9hlfQyhQ

1 posted on 09/19/2010 5:47:15 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Make it snappy, fatso...I’m in a hurry!


2 posted on 09/19/2010 5:49:24 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Redcitizen
Check out my story:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2553365/posts

3 posted on 09/19/2010 5:53:09 PM PDT by FoxPro
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To: gorush
Crist! You have it on tape! Lets get this over with!
4 posted on 09/19/2010 5:53:32 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal!)
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To: Redcitizen

It is funny as heck.What is just crazy is that there are more than a small number of people that get pulled over and DO NOT know when to STFU when dealing with cops.


5 posted on 09/19/2010 5:53:42 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life is tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Redcitizen

“Two burgers, fries and a milkshake please.” I had a friend go down to the station because of that one.

Then there’s “You should be out chasing criminals and I have to go to the bathroom.” Said by my mother in law who, as a result had her fine escalated.


6 posted on 09/19/2010 5:54:51 PM PDT by cicero2k
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To: Redcitizen

btt


7 posted on 09/19/2010 5:57:13 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: Redcitizen

8 posted on 09/19/2010 6:03:49 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: imahawk; cicero2k

I know im going to be polite and quiet.


9 posted on 09/19/2010 6:04:18 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: cicero2k
If you get stopped for speeding just tell the cop..”I knew you were here waiting for me so I got here as fast as I could.”
10 posted on 09/19/2010 6:04:52 PM PDT by JPG (Care for another lobster, Mookie? How's your steak? Ready for another triple Stoli/rocks?)
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To: Redcitizen

“You stopped me because you smelled my donuts??”


11 posted on 09/19/2010 6:05:53 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Give Kids An Education, Take Them Out Of Government Schools" - and I'm still Molly Norris")
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To: Redcitizen

What’s with the hyphens between every word? Makes the FR search function completely useless.


12 posted on 09/19/2010 6:07:40 PM PDT by TheBattman (They exchanged the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature...)
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To: Redcitizen

Never roll down the window and say to the cop:

“Two hamburgers, hold the onions, one order of fries and make it snappy”.


13 posted on 09/19/2010 6:09:15 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: TheBattman
What’s with the hyphens between every word?

The hyphenators who usually check these things are off this weekend.....motivational camp or something.

Good thing you were around to catch it.

14 posted on 09/19/2010 6:11:52 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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To: alarm rider

Hold mah beer is probably another thing not to say...


15 posted on 09/19/2010 6:13:22 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Ofcourse, Chris told this joke before the Homeland Security named most Americans potential domestic terrorists.

The police officers Chris was joking about were not trained like the police officers of today.


16 posted on 09/19/2010 6:15:30 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: cicero2k

Dang you really can’t crack wise with cops.


17 posted on 09/19/2010 6:17:19 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen
On the occasions I have been pulled over, I have noticed that the police say: "Do you know why I stopped you?"

If they have a good reason to stop me, why do they have to ask if I know what it is?

Does a confession that you may have been speeding somehow make their job easier, even if they already have you on radar? Would an expression of honest lack of knowledge of why you were stopped make the ticket amount any less?

Maybe they're hoping you'll admit to a few crimes they didn't even suspect.

18 posted on 09/19/2010 6:18:23 PM PDT by wideminded
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To: wideminded

Its probably psychological- establishing authority and undermining your confidence.


19 posted on 09/19/2010 6:20:47 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

“hey are you the go-daddy girl”?


20 posted on 09/19/2010 6:22:01 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule
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