Posted on 07/13/2010 12:19:50 PM PDT by Willie Green
Police in Dublin, Ohio, today confirmed they investigated a complaint that a member of a golfing foursome that included Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was caught urinating behind a tree bordering the prestigious Muirfield Village Golf Club.
Dublin police said they did not issue any citations. The female property owner didn't want to press charges. Roethlisberger was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes and the country club agreed to handle the matter by reminding members to use restrooms, according to the police.
"We received a call that said a member of the party urinated on private property," said Dublin police spokesman David Ball. "We spoke to the golf course and they agreed to discuss this issue internally with their members."
(Excerpt) Read more at pittsburghlive.com ...
Ben is such a classy guy.
Well Ben didn’t DO it! Read the article.
You can't wrap fish with a blog.
“was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes” Wow, that had to be a huge bladder full.
“The female calling to make the complaint, talking with a panting breathless voice, could not clearly identify which of the foursome was the culprit because her binocular lenses were partly fogged up.” “She then stated that she could not identify the golfer, but that in a lineup she was positive she could identify the offending appendage.”
Just another reason I won’t play golf courses built in and around housing developments.
Ahem...there is no such thing as beer on a golf course. The correct term is "swing lube."
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