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Police investigated Big Ben foursome for golf pee
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | Tuesday, July 13, 2010 | Carl Prine

Posted on 07/13/2010 12:19:50 PM PDT by Willie Green

Police in Dublin, Ohio, today confirmed they investigated a complaint that a member of a golfing foursome that included Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was caught urinating behind a tree bordering the prestigious Muirfield Village Golf Club.

Dublin police said they did not issue any citations. The female property owner didn't want to press charges. Roethlisberger was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes and the country club agreed to handle the matter by reminding members to use restrooms, according to the police.

"We received a call that said a member of the party urinated on private property," said Dublin police spokesman David Ball. "We spoke to the golf course and they agreed to discuss this issue internally with their members."

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To: whitedog57

Ben is such a classy guy.

Well Ben didn’t DO it! Read the article.


21 posted on 07/13/2010 1:28:26 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: don'tbedenied
Tell me again why newspapers are better than blogs.

You can't wrap fish with a blog.

22 posted on 07/13/2010 1:28:31 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Willie Green

“was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes” Wow, that had to be a huge bladder full.

“The female calling to make the complaint, talking with a panting breathless voice, could not clearly identify which of the foursome was the culprit because her binocular lenses were partly fogged up.” “She then stated that she could not identify the golfer, but that in a lineup she was positive she could identify the offending appendage.”


23 posted on 07/13/2010 1:44:41 PM PDT by Islander2
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To: Willie Green

Just another reason I won’t play golf courses built in and around housing developments.


24 posted on 07/13/2010 2:27:36 PM PDT by steveab (When was the last time someone tried to sell you a CO2 induced climate control system for your home?)
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To: lovecraft
LOL I am younger than 60, but depending on the number of beers I have while at the driving range...I may could give you a run for your money certain days! LOL<\I>

Ahem...there is no such thing as beer on a golf course. The correct term is "swing lube."

25 posted on 07/13/2010 2:50:56 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: Islander2
"I can identify the offending penis!"


26 posted on 07/13/2010 4:22:16 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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