Police: Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion

courant.com ^ | July 4, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.

Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for.

"He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens," Perez said.

The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

[Klemper]

http://www.xfiles-mania.de/episoden/data/images/3x20.jpg

[Eaker]

If he has to fill out paperwork to buy a rifle the aliens have already won.

[org.whodat]

There is nothing wrong with that, Ive been looking for a good deal on an elephant gun just in case there is an out break, are is that break out.

[stormer]

This isn't a job for amateurs.

[Chode]

classified ad and filling out paperwork???

[Kickass Conservative]

I used to watch “The Invaders’ with Roy Thinnes.

He could tell who the Aliens were because their Pinky Fingers woukdn’t bend like their other fingers.

The ability to overcome Interstellar Travel, the ability to take on human form, weapons that can vaporize people and they still couldn't figure out how to make their Pinky Fingers bend?

I guess I'd better add a 30 odd 6 Rifle to my collection just in case. This guy might be on to something. LOL

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Back in the early days of black powder some people believed that you needed round bullets to kill Christians and square bullets to kill Muslims. I'm not sure about space aliens, LOL.

We may need some of those square bullets though!

[2111USMC]

Sounds like I need to pick up some square barrels!

[Joe 6-pack]

[stormer]

LOL - that was the picture I was originally post. GMTA.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I reckon those bullets would make a pretty noise going down range. I saw a guy shoot out a steel ramrod once, I would like a soundtrack of that, no way to describe it!

It stabilized, believe it or not, but is sort of shimmied as it flew!

[TheOldLady]

Oh dear. He looks as if he had a terrible accident, or a brutal beating, or perhaps cancer surgery on his face. He’s obviously in need of some serious psychiatric help.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

guess I'd better add a 30 odd 6 Rifle to my collection just in case.

I guess a 30 ought six won't do for alians. You need an odd one for them.

[Slings and Arrows]

Sounds like a candidate for Halidol, you betcha.

[Kickass Conservative]

Must be why I don't own one already. I shot my Brother's 30-06 when I was 8 years old and all I remember is the sore shoulder.

Odd - Ought, LOL...

[LibertyRocks]

LOL
They look like long, lost brothers! :)

[a fool in paradise]