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What my plan was when I created the ZOT
(and how I ended up) ^ | June 28, 2010 | Lord Dagon

Posted on 06/28/2010 12:43:57 PM PDT by DagonofAlbion

I deposit the Risk into the account of a dummy finance company for management, called the republican party.

Then, I deposit the damage into the account of a dummy corporation for control, called the democratic party.

I leave all the bible belt religions as spoilers, or third parties; putting them down as department store chains. To stave off the profit into the mints money burning facility, to insure that the money is worthless in terms of pragmatic value, and is only practical believed values.

And the Black market is pimped as bad but, even losing even your kindeys in a hotel bathtub on a drunk, is a value laundering scheme...

Thank you all for your input and participation!!!


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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Well he DID use that ball of Dwarf Miner earwax to knock down some of the more bizarre creatures down there.


2,901 posted on 08/24/2010 5:04:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: sionnsar

Get the Vit B Complex asap. And that’s all the Mother Henning I’m doing!!

Publicly? I’m great. Thanks for asking! A neighbor (former attorney) brought me a bunch of books today, so I no longer have to struggle with trying to read “The Dante Club.” :yawn:


2,902 posted on 08/24/2010 5:06:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Darksheare
I'm not sure that much of anything could stand up to a bawl of Dwarf Minor earwigs!

Them kiddies can *screech*, I tell ya!

2,903 posted on 08/24/2010 5:07:38 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

Got the Vit B C and am taking it.


2,904 posted on 08/24/2010 5:08:21 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
"... but only DC treads the lower levels with nothing but a toothpick in his hands."

I keep a book in mine, in front of my face. Always turn right. Think only of your destination.

It's the cartoon rule. You won't fall unless you look down and realize there is nothing under you.

2,905 posted on 08/24/2010 5:09:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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To: sionnsar

Especially when trapped in a ball of Dwaven earwax that’s flying down a hallway.
A sound that is hard to forget.


2,906 posted on 08/24/2010 5:09:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

But, that’s so absurdly simple!
I’ve GOT to try it.

And so began the days of the adventure later generations knew of as The Dismal Wandering.


2,907 posted on 08/24/2010 5:11:52 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: sionnsar

:o])

GOOD MAN!!


2,908 posted on 08/24/2010 5:19:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: NicknamedBob
...It's the cartoon rule. You won't fall unless you look down and realize there is nothing under you. ..

You couldn't have told me this before I took the plunge???

2,909 posted on 08/24/2010 5:20:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face
That's the other rule: Thou Shalt Never Look Down!

That's why the airlines always give me over-the-wing windows seats.

Even though I specify "aisle."

2,910 posted on 08/24/2010 5:28:20 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Darksheare

(ohno)
(we’re DOMED!)


2,911 posted on 08/24/2010 5:28:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: sionnsar

Ah. And I thought my choice of over-the-wing seats was actually my choice. I shall specify “aisle” in future.

Although, flying is not in my near future. The next planned flight is to AR in December, though it hasn’t been booked yet.

(My youngest grandson will be 14, and I promised him on his 12th birthday that I would be there again in two years. His birthday is Dec 2, so I try to be there in between Thanksgiving, his birthday and Christmas.)

For now, I’m saving what I can for the flight, and told my son not to expect me before “my payday!”


2,912 posted on 08/24/2010 5:35:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: Monkey Face
(we’re DOMED!)

I beg to differ. I've met you -- I'm the one with the dome up top.

2,913 posted on 08/24/2010 5:44:10 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Monkey Face

I fly too much, which is why seat selection means so much to me. I had to book my Lucerne flights because aisle seat availability was rapidly diminishing (and little factors such as “away from the sun” start to matter), and after dozens of dozens of flights cross-country the view from the window becomes old. And I really didn’t want to be in a middle seat.


2,914 posted on 08/24/2010 5:48:29 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

I tend to prefer flights where I’m on the left (north) going east and the right (north) going west. I prefer the back of the plane (behind the wings) but as long as I can get to my destination in one piece, I’m good to go.


2,915 posted on 08/24/2010 5:57:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you think health care is expensive now, wait till it's free.)
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To: sionnsar; FRiends

Rush says " Hi ! ", and he doesn't like the cat. Mostly because the cat doesn't like him. Or any dog.

So far.

2,916 posted on 08/24/2010 6:12:03 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar

It’s more stable over the wing. That’s where I like to sit, on my occasional airborne excursions.


2,917 posted on 08/24/2010 6:12:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Maven of alcoholic beverage bargains!)
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To: fanfan

Great picture of your garden!


2,918 posted on 08/24/2010 6:13:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Maven of alcoholic beverage bargains!)
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To: sionnsar

OMG! I’m gonna get to be here for a new room???


2,919 posted on 08/24/2010 6:18:04 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Monkey Face
I too prefer "anti-sunward" seats -- at least when the sun is up. I have to consider north-south travel also, but you know the rule already.

Front gets you:

(1) off the plane faster if it's like Alaska Airlines, who figures you can breathe hot stale unmoving air for 10+ minutes while offloading and soaking your clothing with sweat in the process, all without it ever crossing your mind that they're ultimately a greedy penny-pinching outfit. (They didn't used to be -- and I'm not going to mention their maintenance-related crash record, through which I lost some folks I knew.)
(2) Better choice of the diminishing selection of freebies, and even if you are willing to pay their high costs for crummy "snack packs" and more, a limited selection that may well be gone by the time they get to you. Note to self: when flying Alaska NEVER accept a short connection if you need anything like a real meal.
I get down on Alaska here, but they're better than a number of airlines in a number of ways.
2,920 posted on 08/24/2010 6:21:59 PM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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