(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

[Lucky9teen]

In honor of Flag Day...(and food)

Flag of America

Flag of Australia

Flag of Brazil

Flag of France

Flag of Greece

Flag of India

Flag of Italy.

Flag of Switzerland

Flag of Vietnam

Flag of Japan. Of course with raw fish...

Flag of Lebanon

Flag of South Korea

Flag of Spain

Flag of Mexico

[MissTed]

Eeeeeek!

[Shyla]

hahahahahaha

[Pan_Yans Wife]

They laughed out loud.

Can’t you hear her saying, “Piggy!”?

[a fool in paradise]

[nuke rocketeer]

[cartan]

[girlscout]

LOL! And only one pocket protector in the bunch.

[ShadowAce]

That one is quite simple.

[MissTed]

[Ro_Thunder]

I figured that out, actually.

God created mosquitoes to be food for bats.

satan corrupted the mosquitoes, so that they’d have to bite man (God’s favorite creation), and cause disease in the same creation (man).

satan cannot create anything on his own - he takes something pure of God’s, and distorts it for his evil purposes.

[annieokie]

Thank you, I know everything was created for SOME purpose, just could not figure out that mosquito. Wondering if that is the real reason, but nevertheless it works.

Then the question is why the BAT? One created for the other? hahahahahaha. What good did that accomplish?

Oh well, one day we will know.

[Ingtar]

The bat was created to eat the mosquitoes.

[John O]

Then the question is why the BAT?

To hit baseballs with of course

[Fletcher J]

Why did God make the mosquito?

I did read/see somewhere that mosquitoes make the herds move... In Africa, for example, the herds of misc. animals all start congregating at the best watering holes, which have lush plantlife and ample water. However, the conditions are also perfect for mosquitoes, which begin multiplying in the same area. At some point, the animals can’t take the bites anymore and leave for another watering hole - long before they normally would have left.

At the next hole, the process begins all over again. So the mosquitoes are making the herds move before they can seriously damage any particular location. They change pastures, just like a rancher would make their cattle herd do, and each grazing area can recover nicely during the break.

BTW - a small brown southern bat eats around 500 mosquitoes per night. They’re great to have around your house, so consider putting up a bat house. Buy a good one online, the bigger the better - not the decorative type. But, don’t let the bats roost anywhere on your house! Trust me on that!

Fletcher J

[Bookwoman]

EEEEEUUUUUWWWWW!

[gimme1ibertee]

Awesome!! I thoroughly enjoyed that!
Those little things were like tanks!

[MissTed]

{{sniffle}} Fine!

How about a pineapple glazed chicken/male genitalia casserole insted.

[Ro_Thunder]

That’s a great idea! I’ve got around 10 acres, so I can put a bat house up, and have it far enough away from the house. :-)

Thanks!

[Bookwoman]

Let’s just say that I rescind your kind invitation to dinner. You are a very creative cook, but I have a very weak stomach!