[JoeProBono]

[library user]

These antelopes have been using my strategy for years. And they didn’t even bother to ask? :D

[thethirddegree]

Never let a good crisis go to waste. And if there is no crisis, invent one.

[Sacajaweau]

The old “he chases her until she catches him”....

[library user]

"What? You're horny too?"

[Hot Tabasco]

Male Antelope Scare Females Into Staying for Sex

What were you "googling" for to come up with that article Joe?

[smokingfrog]

I tried the snorting thing but it never worked for me...

[savedbygrace]

"Hey, you ain't goin' nowhere, babe. That was only number four."

[tx_eggman]

During mating season, male topi antelope trick females with false alarms of nearby danger to boost chances for sex, a new study says.

Human males, on the other hand, used their superior intellectual powers to invent:

to boost their chances for sex

[kindred]

Is this date rape? Or is the idiot who wrote this article just anther crazy liberal kook?

[lentulusgracchus]

[Art.] During mating season, male topi antelope trick females with false alarms of nearby danger to boost chances for sex, a new study says.

Well! <snort!> SOMEbody is an immediate candidate for reeducation and sensitivity training!!!

</feminist cant>

[ETL]

From "Remembering a Sixties Terrorist" -by Donna Ron
FrontPageMagazine.com | Wednesday, January 04, 2006:

[excerpt]

"when I was getting ready to leave [Bill] Ayers told me I couldn’t go until I slept with his roommate and his brother. At this point Bill and I had slept together just once. I was sexually inexperienced, having had only one serious boyfriend with whom I had recently broken up. At first I thought Ayers was joking. I got up; and went to the door. He moved quickly to block me at the doorway. He locked the door and put the chain on it. I went to the couch and sat down and told him that I had no intention of having sex with his roommate and his brother or him. He said that I had no choice but to do as he said if I wanted to get out of there. He claimed that I wouldn’t sleep with his married roommate because he was black -- that I was a bigot. I got up from the couch and walked over to the black roommate’s bed and put myself on it and he ****** me. I went totally out of my body. I floated beside myself on the outside and above the bed looking at this black stranger **** me angrily while I hated myself."

Remembering a Sixties Terrorist -by Donna Ron
FrontPageMagazine.com | Wednesday, January 04, 2006:
[WARNING: 'F' word used at link]
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Read.aspx?GUID=9E8CD8A7-E90B-4311-8AA9-AEFD014A14B2

[ConservativeStatement]

Are you happy to see me or is that a horn in your head?

[GOP Poet]

bookmark

[seowulf]

"You stay right here next to me, honey. I'll protect you."

Of course the frightened females are probably not quite as scared as they pretend to be.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Sometimes crying “Wolf!’ DOES pay!

[Joe 6-pack]

I suppose it’s probably more effective than “I must’ve run out of gas...”

[Smokin' Joe]

Throw in wine and I think it is a Liberal mating ritual...

[Alex Murphy]

[SeaHawkFan]

One day a year females are in heat, and during that period they will have sex with an average of four different mates, 11 times each.

Fat Tuesday for antelopes? Looks like Lent lasts 364 days.

Those females are all sluts.

[Terry Mross]

We can’t have this! Where’s N.O.W.? Damned chauvinistic antelopes!