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Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny P_n_s While Testing Full-Body Scanners
The consumerist ^ | May 7, 2010 | Laura Northrup

Posted on 05/07/2010 9:27:42 AM PDT by KeyLargo

Do Not Mock Your Co-Worker's Tiny Penis While Testing Full-Body Scanners

By Laura Northrup on May 7, 2010 11:10 AM

If you've been wondering how much of your body airport full-body scanners actually do reveal, a recent TSA training session in Miami shows the answer: enough for your co-workers to mock the size of your genitals. The target of the mockery eventually found it unbearable, and police say that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," attacking one of his colleagues in the parking lot. He was arrested for aggravated battery.

From the police report:

"The investigation revealed that the [suspect] was upset after a training with "Whole Body Image" machine. The X-Ray revealed [the suspect] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis. [He] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind. ”


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: body; scan; tsa; xray
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Police report:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0506101tsa2.html

1 posted on 05/07/2010 9:27:43 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: KeyLargo

I wonder who had the biggest baton?


2 posted on 05/07/2010 9:28:30 AM PDT by jessduntno (I am not a racist. You're just saying that because I'm white.)
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To: KeyLargo

Ponys?


3 posted on 05/07/2010 9:28:31 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: KeyLargo

I’m a grower, not a shower.


4 posted on 05/07/2010 9:29:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: KeyLargo

Does the size matter when it is not erect? I am just sayin.


5 posted on 05/07/2010 9:29:26 AM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: KeyLargo

Those scanners are stupid. There is no reason for those things to show peoples’ bodies.


6 posted on 05/07/2010 9:31:46 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com << Get your science fiction and fiction test marketed)
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To: KeyLargo

This is why I will never fly. My son will not go through those machines. That’s kiddy porn.


7 posted on 05/07/2010 9:33:05 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: Boardwalk

I used to work in a VA hospital, and I can tell you that the unerect size has NOTHING to do with what it looks like later. Some guys just retract like cat claws. This is probably a good thing for the survival of the species.

On the other hand, there are guys who really don’t have anything going on no matter what.


8 posted on 05/07/2010 9:33:27 AM PDT by ottbmare (I could agree wth you, but then we'd both be wrong.)
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To: Boardwalk

"Does the size matter when it is not erect? I am just sayin."

9 posted on 05/07/2010 9:33:35 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: Boardwalk
Does the size matter when it is not erect? I am just sayin.

Well, if you are a terrorist packing a penis bomb...

I guess we need Barny Frank to check hung scanner pics for reality...

10 posted on 05/07/2010 9:33:37 AM PDT by LRS (Just contracts; just laws; just a constitution...)
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To: KeyLargo

11 posted on 05/07/2010 9:34:09 AM PDT by mrmeyer ("When brute force is on the march, compromise is the red carpet." Ayn Rand)
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To: goodwithagun

I suppose I should state that I’m a female so my fear of those machines has nothing to do with size. My fear is that there are going to be perverts trying to get these jobs. Also, body scanners are not the way to fix the problem.


12 posted on 05/07/2010 9:34:47 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: KeyLargo

Personally, BOTH of them need to be fired. The supervisor should have been more professional, and the guy who had to put up his monster truck/Corvette to bail himself out, well...


13 posted on 05/07/2010 9:35:08 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Obama--Playing a West Wing fantasy in a '24' world.)
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To: KeyLargo

“I was in the pool!”


14 posted on 05/07/2010 9:36:07 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: KeyLargo
police say that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind,"

TSA: The new Post Office.

15 posted on 05/07/2010 9:36:13 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: KeyLargo
""The investigation revealed that the [suspect] was upset after a training with "Whole Body Image" machine. The X-Ray revealed [the suspect] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis. [He] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind."

When job training includes revealing the size of a man's penis it's a true sign of just how sick our society has become. This guy ought to file a law suit against the government for forcing him to endure this gross intrusion into his privacy, and for being forced to endure daily ridicule by fellow gummint workers. What's wrong with using a manaquin or other substitute for this X-ray training? Somebody needs to pay and pay dearly for this disgusting turn of events.

16 posted on 05/07/2010 9:36:30 AM PDT by jiminycricket000
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To: KeyLargo
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17 posted on 05/07/2010 9:37:24 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: jessduntno
I wonder who had the biggest baton?

Rosie

18 posted on 05/07/2010 9:37:44 AM PDT by TheCipher
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To: Wolfie

THE WATER WAS COLD!!!! :D


19 posted on 05/07/2010 9:38:40 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Just leave this long-haired conservative alone.)
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To: KeyLargo

Then there’s SHRINKAGE ....!!


20 posted on 05/07/2010 9:38:42 AM PDT by Tommygun99 (Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
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