Evo Morales Says Eating Chicken May Turn You Gay

Miami New Times ^ | Wednesday, Apr. 21 2010 | Kyle Munzenrieder

[nickcarraway]

Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America's socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez, claims that eating chicken will turn you into an effeminate gay.

"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood," said Morales at a climate change conference held by his government. He says he only eats non-genetically modified chicken straight from the farm.

He also claimed the diet of many people of European descent can be linked to baldness and early breast growth in girls.

"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald, and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.

Honestly, we would like to know what is in Morales' diet, because whatever it is, it is clearly affecting his brain.

[Liberty Valance]

Don’t read me no Ann Landers
Don’t feed me no Colonel Sanders
I aint tryin’ to fool ya
Don’t bring home no orange julius
Got to have a chili dog ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGiv1t3Reg8
James Taylor w/Bigfoot
chili dog

[a fool in paradise]

He says he only eats non-genetically modified chicken straight from the farm.

Good to be the king. Why doesn't he ban the importation of "chickenhawk" chickenmeat if he believes it to be the case?

[a fool in paradise]

"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald,

it's caused by older Europeans pulling their hair out because they have an ailing medical condition and have to wait 6 weeks to see a doctor.

[a fool in paradise]

Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.

There may be no bald men but native americans cannot grow facial hair so easily.

[a fool in paradise]

How many Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets are there in San Francisco, West Hollywood, Key West, Provincetown, etc.??? My bad. These folks wouldn’t eat fried food at all. Grilled chicken, maybe, fried chicken, no. Gotta watch out for their health.

Go to poco pollo, or is that poke o pollo?

[a fool in paradise]

According to numerous websites, and, in particular, urban legend expert Jan Harold Brunvand, author of numerous books on the subject of urban legends,

Snopes would just be another Democrat run partisan blog if they didn't incorporate all of the urban rumors that were investigated and debunked by Jan Brunvand (who's been doing this for decades)

Snopes sucks ass.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Yes, that's an iPad.

[MoochPooch]

Isn’t baldness caused by too much testosterone?

[nickcarraway]

Cool.

[nickcarraway]

Good question. He has the power.

[nickcarraway]

I’m disturbed they needed to put that sign up.

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

[nickcarraway]

I thought that was Obama’s foreign policy?

[Trillian]

Now is this the whole chicken or certain parts? ;)