"What about choking it?"
Posted on 04/22/2010 2:34:07 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Bolivian President Evo Morales, who plays the Larry part in Latin America's socialist Three Stooges with Castro and Chavez, claims that eating chicken will turn you into an effeminate gay.
"The chicken we eat is loaded with female hormones. So, when men eat it, they tend to deviate from their manhood," said Morales at a climate change conference held by his government. He says he only eats non-genetically modified chicken straight from the farm.
He also claimed the diet of many people of European descent can be linked to baldness and early breast growth in girls.
"Baldness, which seems normal, is a disease in Europe. Almost everyone is bald, and it's related to the food they eat. Among the indigenous people there are no bald men, because we eat different things," he continued.
Honestly, we would like to know what is in Morales' diet, because whatever it is, it is clearly affecting his brain.
So you’re saying that western meats are NOT full of artificial hormones and such?
Beat me by less than a minute ... great (or is it sick) minds think alike
"What about choking it?"
That’s a foul staement ...
....or greatly sick...... ;-)
Evo, buddy, c’mere... (Puts arm around shoulder) Lissen to yer pal BtD here. Lose the bling, m’man, the chest wig, find some new friends who don’t hang out at Dem fundraisers in San Francisco bath-houses. Here’s a chicken samwich. Don’t get the Colonel’s sauce on yer tutu, m’man...it gives the wrong impression...
Then there’s this:
http://conspiracycom.blogspot.com/2007/06/top-ten-conspiracy-theories-number-1.html
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Top Ten Conspiracy Theories, Number 1!
FTA:
Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent
Kentucky Fried Chicken has been claimed to be owned by the Klan and that the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent. Ironically, the franchise is actually owned by an African-American.
Kentucky Fried Chicken’s Colonel Sanders’ will was rumored to have left 10% of KFC’s profits to the Ku Klux Klan.
http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/sanders.asp
According to numerous websites, and, in particular, urban legend expert Jan Harold Brunvand, author of numerous books on the subject of urban legends, beginning in the 1980s and continuing through the ‘90s, Church’s Chicken became the victim of two rumors: 1) that the company was run by the KKK and 2) that the company used saltpeter, or a similar substance, to make black men sterile. Often, the rumors were combined into one story, to make it seem even more plausible. However, as with all urban legends, none of this has ever been substantiated; in fact, as has been noted, Church’s has often been instrumental in the encouragement of African-American-owned-and-operated businesses and is currently presided over by the industry’s first black female.
Well dont feel alone KFC and Church’s... Tropical Fantasy, Snapple,Liz Claiborne , Marlboro, Tommy Hilfiger, Timberland, KOOLS and Coors have all been the target of similar rumors.
The Bolivian capon speaks! :’) Thanks nick.
I think Evo already changed the official language to Swedish.
It's what's for dinner!
Llamas are OK too, right Evo?
I’ve been bitten by a snake! I’ve been bitten by a snake!
Evo Morales: Gayest Indian since the guy from the Village People.
This is the best I can do tright now.
ML/NJ
You had to ask?
Not so fast there, Spanky!
“You men eat yo’ dinner
Eat yo’ pork and beans.
I eat more chicken
Any man ever seen, Yeah!”
(Original Lyric by Willie Dixon,
sung into immortality by Jim Morrison.)
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