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US woman crashes when shaving bikini line
ninemsn.com.au ^ | ninemsn staff

Posted on 03/10/2010 5:02:21 AM PST by cavador

A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; napl; shaving
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hold Muh Razor PING!


21 posted on 03/10/2010 5:30:35 AM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: cavador; Revolting cat!

Driving while farding.


22 posted on 03/10/2010 5:31:58 AM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: cavador
Hmmmmmm.....

I havent ruined an FR thread in a LONNNNNG time....

;-)

23 posted on 03/10/2010 5:36:25 AM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Its time to CLEARLY threaten a huge, middle-class American TAX REVOLT in Tea Party signs & placards)
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To: Sacajaweau
Ha ! Possibly ... but maybe Megan Mariah could be just too oblivious to notice. ;-)
24 posted on 03/10/2010 5:37:42 AM PST by steelyourfaith (Warmists as "traffic light" apocalyptics: "Greens too yellow to admit they're really Reds."-Monckton)
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To: cbkaty
yes....the car accelerated, I couldnt figure where the brake was, it was terrible, it was like a monster was controlling my car, the harder I stepped on the brake the faster the car accelerated....
25 posted on 03/10/2010 5:43:02 AM PST by thinking
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To: cavador

“Megan Mariah Barnes” A name with a lilting meter like that should inspire a catchy tune. There’s certainly enough material in the press accounts for an opera length libretto.


26 posted on 03/10/2010 5:44:04 AM PST by Mobties
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To: cavador

I sense a future Jerry Springer episode.


27 posted on 03/10/2010 5:45:40 AM PST by printhead
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To: printhead

Now I can see where CSI Miami gets some of their story lines.


28 posted on 03/10/2010 5:52:54 AM PST by Pecos
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To: cavador

If you’ve ever held the steering wheel for your drunk ex-wife so she could shave her bikini line while she was driving, .... you might be the stupidest redneck ever.


29 posted on 03/10/2010 5:58:43 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: cavador

Brad Pitt really missed out on that one.


30 posted on 03/10/2010 6:00:56 AM PST by sig226 (Bring back Jimmy Carter!)
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To: sleddogs

I bet you could burn it off and she wouldn’t mind....save for the smell.


31 posted on 03/10/2010 6:02:10 AM PST by Leisler (What 'free market', where is it?)
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To: cavador

Time to ban all razors?


32 posted on 03/10/2010 6:06:21 AM PST by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: cavador

Shaving in the car on the way to a “date” with her ex-hubby beside her in the car on the way to this “date?” So pressed for time she was shaving in the car. Hmm. I wonder if that “date” was to be a paid date?


33 posted on 03/10/2010 6:17:06 AM PST by JLS (Democrats: People who wont even let you enjoy an unseasonably warm winter day)
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To: cavador; a fool in paradise

IBIHIP (In Before I’d Hit It Posts!)


34 posted on 03/10/2010 6:52:24 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: JLS

It was either a blind date, or she was paying him!


35 posted on 03/10/2010 7:50:44 AM PST by bonnieblue4me (You can put lipstick on a donkey (or a dimrat), but it is still an ass!)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

36 posted on 03/10/2010 9:35:33 AM PST by egannacht (Inalienable rights granted by...)
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To: cavador

Her ex-husband was riding with her to a date with her boyfriend?!


37 posted on 03/10/2010 9:39:52 AM PST by kcvl
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To: cavador
While Barnes' hands were busy, her ex-husband held onto the steering wheel from the backseat.

This time she was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

38 posted on 03/10/2010 9:44:23 AM PST by kcvl
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