Posted on 03/10/2010 5:02:21 AM PST by cavador
A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.
Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".
"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.
She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.
Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
Hold Muh Razor PING!
Driving while farding.
I havent ruined an FR thread in a LONNNNNG time....
;-)
“Megan Mariah Barnes” A name with a lilting meter like that should inspire a catchy tune. There’s certainly enough material in the press accounts for an opera length libretto.
I sense a future Jerry Springer episode.
Now I can see where CSI Miami gets some of their story lines.
If you’ve ever held the steering wheel for your drunk ex-wife so she could shave her bikini line while she was driving, .... you might be the stupidest redneck ever.
Brad Pitt really missed out on that one.
I bet you could burn it off and she wouldn’t mind....save for the smell.
Time to ban all razors?
Shaving in the car on the way to a “date” with her ex-hubby beside her in the car on the way to this “date?” So pressed for time she was shaving in the car. Hmm. I wonder if that “date” was to be a paid date?
IBIHIP (In Before I’d Hit It Posts!)
It was either a blind date, or she was paying him!
Her ex-husband was riding with her to a date with her boyfriend?!
This time she was charged with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.
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