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People with ill-considered names
San Antonio Express-News ^ | 01/29/2010 | Source: “Bad Baby Names,” by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback; http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/2363

Posted on 01/30/2010 8:30:05 AM PST by Responsibility2nd

• Fever Bender (born 1856)

• Leper Priest (1929)

• Cholera Priest (1830)

• Rubella Graves (1814)

• Typhus Black (1897)

• Hysteria Johnson (1881)

• Emma Royd (1850)

• Kathryn E. Coli (1894)

• Mumps Sykes (1891)


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babynames
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To: JustaDumbBlonde
I've got an alphabetical spreadsheet with each letter having its own tab at the bottom.

My goal is 5,000!

121 posted on 01/30/2010 10:50:08 AM PST by Recon Dad ( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 102)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde
What about HE HATE ME?

Well...not his real name. But that was on his jersey...

And we can't forget Ocho Cinco!!

LOL!!

122 posted on 01/30/2010 10:50:40 AM PST by Osage Orange (Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It)
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To: Farmer Dean

Small is a better last name than Hertz.


123 posted on 01/30/2010 10:53:09 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: ClearCase_guy

Yeah, but the fool chose that name himself.


124 posted on 01/30/2010 10:58:09 AM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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To: Responsibility2nd

My wife’s gynecologist is a man named Dr. Girley.


125 posted on 01/30/2010 10:58:39 AM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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To: goseminoles

With all seriousness...the guy died last year from lung cancer....childhood friend.


126 posted on 01/30/2010 11:04:16 AM PST by chasio649 (37-21)
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To: driftless2

Remember the Nebraska Running Back, I.M. Hipp.


127 posted on 01/30/2010 11:06:50 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: driftdiver

He probably has problems with bubble gum sticking to the end.


128 posted on 01/30/2010 11:07:59 AM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Knew a guy named LaDon Keyes.


129 posted on 01/30/2010 11:29:16 AM PST by Eagle Eye (The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.)
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My father’s orthopedic surgeon: Dr Cuff.
Know a Butcher named Chuck Hamburg.


130 posted on 01/30/2010 11:34:41 AM PST by libertarian27 (Land of the FEE, home of the SHAMED)
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To: Responsibility2nd

T remembered a hospital corpsman whose last name was Shotts.


131 posted on 01/30/2010 12:09:56 PM PST by stbdside
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To: Osage Orange
"And we can't forget Ocho Cinco!!"

Thanks for reminding me on Ocho Cinco ... I've been meaning to add him. I had to explain to my non-spanish-speaking hubby why I was laughing hysterically. Good to hear from ya!

132 posted on 01/30/2010 12:10:46 PM PST by JustaDumbBlonde (Do not wish doom on your enemy. Plan it.)
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To: mad_as_he$$
is that for real???? I think this one takes the prize.

And Yes, they breed, and vote, and breed and vote. In fact that is all they can get done.

133 posted on 01/30/2010 12:30:47 PM PST by annieokie
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To: Girlene
Anita Beer

My wife went to school with a gurl named Anita Lott. She married a kid with the last name Moore. Anita Lott Moore. Series.

134 posted on 01/30/2010 12:31:15 PM PST by bigheadfred (Be who you are and say what you feel: Those who mind don't matter.Those who matter don't mind.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Congressman Dick Swett of New Hampshire.
135 posted on 01/30/2010 12:37:09 PM PST by Shqipo (I am snowed in for the duration.)
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To: Fresh Wind

Coke Stevenson, governor of Texas from 1941-1947.


136 posted on 01/30/2010 12:42:17 PM PST by Erasmus (<under construction>)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I once heard of a guy named Howdy Neighbor.


137 posted on 01/30/2010 12:48:07 PM PST by behzinlea
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To: Responsibility2nd
Neil Maria
Ava Maria
Maria Maria
138 posted on 01/30/2010 12:50:08 PM PST by firebrand (Unite the clans!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Namez!
-—Gals-—
Anita Mandicuttle
Ara Boyle
Belle Buttons
Bertha Fay Nation
Blanche Dubious
Brigitte Baudot
Brünhilde Runtlicker
Corpus Chrissy
Eczema Skinner
Edna St. Vincent Malaise
Genitalia Monroe
Hosso Sotty
Helena Baskett
Iona Gaswell
Isabella Ringer
Janet Relleno
Katrina Heineken
LaTrine Jackson
Mabel Falls
Mamma Lian
Manon Moon
Minerva Bitsovicky
Missy Goodwench
Pearl L. Parker
Petunia Punkenshine
Rita Lin
Shareea Law
SheCanine Jefferson
Shi Sum Ho
Simone de Boudoir
Tanya Hyde
Tobacco Jones
Urethra Monsoon
Venus Von der Meerschaum
-—Guys——
Albert Ross
Alexis de Tokeville
Asshat bin-Lurkin
Ayatollah Yuso
Bebe LeBozo
Billy S. Green
Brit Forshaynes
Bunsen A. Ringer
Crispus Buttucks
Duke LaCrosse
Duncan Dönitz
Elvet Velvis
Haphnut Haribibibi
Harry Groth
J. R. Yankbait, Freeper
Johnny Dingo
Lar Jasperson
The Limestone Cowboy
Livornon Ions
Louis L’Mort
Manboub Alezzi
Maxim Dorki
Methlab Ali
Milt F.
Mysel Fandi
Otto Fluck
Pete Boggs
Roland E. Hay
Roman Garrison
Sebaldus Boatanker
Seward Raines
Sir Reginald Retching-Fitt
T. O. Welhead
Urwald Dornegegel
-—Professionals-—
Spokesman A. Greystone Waller
The Reverend A. Brandon Hope
Venture Capitalist B. Holden Toomey
Plastic Surgeon Dr. Bob Joob, M.D.
Anesthetist Perry Coma. M.D.
Porn starlet Baby Wales
Porn starlet Brittany Spaniel
Intrepid skeptic Buck Funk
C&W star Ferlin Hurley
Unclear physicist Prof. Hieronymus Halbleben
Unclear physicist Paramagneta Yogananda
Navy Captain Hill Beecham
Motorcycle racer Kama Kazimojo
Judge Max Fine
Appellate Judge Noah Vail
Rallyist Odo Sacramoto
Rehab, King of Gob
Financial adviser Renata Cash
-—Pets-—
Tooth Barkington
Boofang
-—Organizations-—
French airline Air Trebuchet
Brothers Under The Sheets (B.U.T.S.) (gay Klan group)
The Bum Chow Diner
Lander & Slibel, PC, Attorneys at Law
The Madam Delilah Duckworthy Memorial Academy for Young Women of Poise ‘n Charm
Rock group Zyklon B
-—Places-—
Corpus Crispy
Dime Bag, Texas
Cowspill, Montana
Sternocan, Manitoba


139 posted on 01/30/2010 12:50:15 PM PST by Erasmus (<under construction>)
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To: Farmer Dean
Those last name first,first name last government forms must have been a bitch for him.

Henry Fonda's son Peter?

140 posted on 01/30/2010 12:51:44 PM PST by Eaker (Where I'm from, "Gang Colors" is Realtree and Mossy Oak. You know what I'm saying hoss. Rule.308.)
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