Printing money will ZOT all our economic problems!

ME of course! | k Moriens

[kylemoriens]

Hi everyone! I just started blogging here and I thought I'd share my thoughts on the economy. But first about myself, Im 17 years old and live in Pawtucket Rode Island. I make a living as a profesional printer after I quit school and invented a revolutionary way to make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before! I thought it up a year ago after I got fired from Wendys. I needed a quick way to make money so I printed it out on my computer using a scanner. I scan a 10 dollar or 20 dollar bill and tada! Free money! I think I will get the noble peace price for inventing this! Free money! With this we can end homelessness, poverty starvation ETC and no one will have to work ever again! I even quit school to get more involved in my job! I just sit in my room printing out wads of money then I go shopping with it! By having the government by big printing presses and printing money we can solve our economic problems! We can keep Social Security, have welfare, even the rich wont have to worry about paying taxes like they do now that Democrats are back in power! I propose printing 1 billion dollars to every one who lost their home in the forclosure scandal under Bush and another few billion for all the homeless and unemployed! Yipee! Our problems are over!

[darkangel82]

IATZ

[al baby]

I just got a call back from the FBI Field office and they are tracing him down now

[darkangel82]

I’ve seen even stupider posts on here before.

[Larry Lucido]

I park in my driveway, even though it’s not a parkway.

[Arrowhead1952]

Already ZOTTED.

[melancholy]

Hey, Kyle,

The FBI is coming, are you going to leave me all alone?

Not nice!

[Slings and Arrows]

We get such a low quality of troll these days.

[paulycy]

I’ve seen even stupider posts on here before.

Sure, and this could be a joke, but jokes can go both ways, right?

[Hoffer Rand]

Somebody slipped Timmy Geitner a bad batch of coke. He’s tripping.

[mainestategop]

Hey Kyle I think you better get some of that counterfeit money and buy a passport to Zimbabwe before you end up in Gitmo.

make money without working. I print it! YES! I can't believe no one ever thought of it before!

Actually, this guy has. But maybe he will hire you to print more money!

[sionnsar]

I smell a jest by a longterm FReeper lacking only a “/ sarc” tag.

[melancholy]

We get such a low quality of troll these days.

What do you expect? It's the utopian 0b0z0 era.

[Tony in Hawaii]

What gets me is that there are serious economists (who actually get paid) who consider an inflation rate of 2 or 3 per cent a year to be acceptable or even beneficial. What’s the difference?

[BfloGuy]

I thought this was one of the cleverer vanities I’ve seen in a long time. There are too many irony-deficient Freepers I think.

[theDentist]

Counterfeiting?

Tim Geitner, is this really you?

[al baby]

But certainly not the fourth grade spelling ribbon.

That ribbon aint easy to get I have tried since High School to get one

[HangnJudge]

[TADSLOS]

Send your funny money to the RNC.

[mainestategop]

[al baby]

not by that date but yes fresh meat indeed