[decimon]

This reads as an ad but if it works then it does.

[decimon]

Pining for the piles ping.

[Drago]

Pine bark toilet paper?!?! Ouch!!!!!!

[Moonman62]

It is an ad.

[dancusa]

Layoff the Heffenreffer beer and capicola.

[mylife]

People have been using pineshole for years.

[world weary]

My dad has hemmoroids, says they are the worst thing you can imagine. He has to get them lanced by a doc.

[RegulatorCountry]

Maritime Pine Bark extract is very bitter and astringent, so you’d want capsules if you want to try it. But, it does have several remarkable properties, including being one of the most powerful antioxidants you can get. It’s also an immune booster and anti-inflammatory, with reputed benefits in cancer therapy.

So, take all those in combination, and it makes a certain amount of sense that there could be benefit with hemorrhoids.

The only reason I have any familiarity with it, is that I ordered some from a holistic veterinarian for my dog, who had cancer. Didn’t want to subject him to anything too miserable, so I tasted of it myself. Turned my mouth inside out. Strong stuff.

[rintense]

I’ve got almost an acre of hemorrhoid relief if anyone needs some!

[LRS]

Put pine bark beetles to work...

[Adder]

It works!

I use pine bark mulch around my azaleas and they have never had hemorrhoids.

[GulfBreeze]

Boy was I glad when I saw the word “extract” in there.

I was dreading the idea of what to do with a pile of pine bark while sitting on the porcelain.

[paulycy]

Study shows pine bark naturally relieves symptoms of acute hemorrhoids

Natural as opposed to what? A cheese grater?

[IronJack]

Now we know what happened to Preparations A thru G. Evil pharmaceutical companies suppressed them so they could corner the market on butt balm.

[NonValueAdded]

“what they failed to reveal in the initial reports,” the story did not continue, “is that it only works when still on the tree.”

[Joe 6-pack]

I've heard of old timers cleaning up with corncobs, but these might be a bridge too far....

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Petroleum jelly works just as well as Preparation H.

[TexasNative2000]

Euell Gibbons was ahead of his time.

[neverdem]

Pycnogenol((R)) treatment of acute hemorrhoidal episodes.

Pycnogenol

FWIW

[Trevieze]

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.
Dr. Evil: You do?
Frau Farbissina: Yah. It's a really good plan.
Dr. Evil: Yes Frau, on the whole Preparation H feels good.
Dr. Evil: What is it now?
Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good... on the hole