Psychic predictions for 2010: Obama assassination and giant bats

Examiner ^ | January 1 2010 | Chris Cunnyngham

[Harley]

I predict Michelle Obama will put on so much weight she'll be bigger than Oprah, and then the only clothes she'll be able to find that fit will all be camouflage material.

[TheOldLady]

Come to my seance, and we will ask him... [cue the eerie music]

[Upstate NY Guy]

Very cool. I will check out the statue in Point Pleasant next time I’m in WV.

[Ditter]

>>”Obama assassination”>>>

I'll bet Biden is licking his chops.

[Daffynition]

Then the return of the muu-muu will be her next fashion coupe.

That, of course, is only one step from the burkha.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ed Wood would approve.

[WVNan]

LOL. The sock monkey is a nice touch. Makes me wonder if my son was someplace nearby when that photo was taken. He collects those things (sock monkeys, that is). This thread is very entertaining.

[onyx]

You’re psychic, Russ!
You have just read my mind!!!

[WVNan]

You mean to tell me you haven’t visited our fair city yet? I would have thought you would have come down for the Mothman Festival which is held every September. Wall to wall very strange folks. I usually leave town during that event. We do have other attractions here, like four museums and the site of the first battle of the Revolutionary War (don’t believe what the MA folks tell you about Concord). Oh, and don’t miss the murals on the river side of the flood walls. Unbelievable murals. Then drive around some of the narrow country roads that you have heard about in song. Did I tell you that I’m on the Tourism Committee?

[RichInOC]

Evaluation: Waste of ammo.

[aruanan]

Psychic predictions for 2010: Obama assassination and giant bats

Since psychics generally get their wires crossed and the above deals with three images, Obama, ass, and bats, it is probably referring to a giant load of guano coming from Obama.

[TheOldLady]

No need for speculation, we can ask him too! So you’ll be there. Gooood...

[Upstate NY Guy]

Sounds great. I will definitely check out Point Pleasant. Very interesting history. And I will be sure to stay off the bridges if Mothman appears.

[paulycy]

Despite the recent bad rap the Secret Service folks are first rate.

I believe this. The Thing is rotting the system from the head.

[WVNan]

A lot of the guys who come here to film the documentaries on the Mothman say they want to come back here to live. I think some of the folks who came for the Mothman festival have already moved here. Not sure if that’s a good thing. Ha.