You mean to tell me you haven’t visited our fair city yet? I would have thought you would have come down for the Mothman Festival which is held every September. Wall to wall very strange folks. I usually leave town during that event. We do have other attractions here, like four museums and the site of the first battle of the Revolutionary War (don’t believe what the MA folks tell you about Concord). Oh, and don’t miss the murals on the river side of the flood walls. Unbelievable murals. Then drive around some of the narrow country roads that you have heard about in song. Did I tell you that I’m on the Tourism Committee?