[Hodar]

She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s

So, seeing a man's buttocks is indecent exposure? Then, there should be a parade of police cars patrolling every beach looking for a woman wearing a bikini.

This is hardly the same as exposing yourself in public; I think some slapping needs to be done, starting with the lady and then the deputies.

[MNDude]

My 50 year old male neighbor sometimes wears that while working in his garden, and it’s really disturbing.

What’s even more disturbing, is he comes across as a “guy’s guy” that’ll talk to you about hunting or oil changes.

[a fool in paradise]

Barney: "Send 'em up to my office, I need to talk with that boy."

[RichInOC]

I’d like to thank the paper for not putting pictures on the website.

[svcw]

So the “g” string didn’t cover the junk and the neighbor called the cops.....good grief.

[a fool in paradise]

A woman reported seeing her Tanager Road neighbor sunbathing, wearing only a pink G-string. She told deputies the man stood up two times and she clearly saw his exposed buttocks, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s report.

That ain't the way I heard it. She said "I can clearly see your nuts!"

[TheDailyChange]

The next time anyone see’s a woman wearing anything that remotely resembles male underwear, immediately call the cops.

[ozarkgirl]

Any man that wears a “pink g string” should be arrested just on principle.

Now if it was black or some other more manly color, might be interesting to watch.

At any rate, sounds like only part of the jewels were in the case.

[Liberty Valance]

Regular or ball-end?

[Zeppo]

Sumo wrestlers beware - stay out of Fort Walton Beach...

(Especially if your mawashi happens to be pink...)

[ErnBatavia]

[Eaker]

Fort Walton Beach man

When did you move?

[nmh]

Sodom and Gemorah here we come!

[dead]

So much arguing over useless minutia on this thread!

How many angels can dance on the head of an anus?

[grey_whiskers]

only part of his genitalia was covered by the G-string.

...although, on the other hand, if he was *entirely* covered by the G-string, that wouldn't be saying much in his favor, would it?

[Billthedrill]

MICHAEL MOORE IN A THONG!

Too late, you buzzards. You already read it. Now try to get that mental image out. MUHAHAHAHAHA!

My evil work is done now.

[GSWarrior]

What the article doesn’t say is that the man was wearing it around his neck.