Posted on 07/24/2009 6:03:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I got an email with some of the MOST outrageous footwear I have EVER seen. Even in my younger days there is no way I could ever...or would ever, wear the likes of these fashion statements. Some of them are funny. Some of them are silly. Some of them are horrendous.....and some of them look downright PAINFUL. No Thank You. I'd rather go barefoot! Check it out.....
You could pogo your way to where you're going.
Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.
You're really hoofin' it in these...
Do these require water and a mower?
I wonder if the lights work on these. You could see where you're walking in the dark.
That would be cool.
Now, I must confess. These are much prettier than the
big fluffy duck, bear, chicken, etc house shoes.
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These are just silly.
Looks like something Michelle Obama would wear.
Flip flops of the Flopper for the flip flopper.
WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn't paint her toenails!
Is this so that if you have smelly feet, you can blame the shoes?
Now, this is one twisted cowpoke. At least I assume cowpoke (hairy legs).
Better shut up. don't want to get into trouble.
Be hard crossing your legs.
Oh yeah, I can see me slipping my feet into these ugly critters, can't you? Geesh!!
Who knows? They don't have a birth certificate for him either. I heard Zero got very upset and visible shaken when he heard some Brazilian troops were killed. After he finally composed himself after a lengthy display of grief he ultimately said "Just how much is a Brazilian?"
all that was missing was the .25 lb of lunchmeat for 3 kids week’s worth of sandwiches!
They've gotten tired of my tennies.
/johnny
The best shoes I know are boots-on-the-ground...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXpUcRVzV1s&feature=related
Ummm... Obama’s really from Brazil?!? ;-P
Those look pretty cool, I’m definitely going to check them out. Thanks for the heads up.
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