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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~~~~<

Posted on 07/24/2009 6:03:00 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I got an email with some of the MOST outrageous footwear I have EVER seen. Even in my younger days there is no way I could ever...or would ever, wear the likes of these fashion statements. Some of them are funny. Some of them are silly. Some of them are horrendous.....and some of them look downright PAINFUL. No Thank You. I'd rather go barefoot! Check it out.....


I'd like to see her standing up and walking in those. I know it would be entertaining.


Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall
Now I know I've got to get a pair of these. I'd feel like Mrs. Maxwell Smart.


There aren't enough words for this. Who the h@** wants to stand on a nail?


Did they borrow this idea from Transformers or Hannibal Lecter?


Now, I must confess. These might surprise us. They look springy.

You could pogo your way to where you're going.

Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.


You're really hoofin' it in these...


Do these require water and a mower?


I wonder if the lights work on these. You could see where you're walking in the dark.

That would be cool.


Now, I must confess. These are much prettier than the

big fluffy duck, bear, chicken, etc house shoes.


NO COMMENT


These are just silly.


Looks like something Michelle Obama would wear.


Flip flops of the Flopper for the flip flopper.


WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn't paint her toenails!


Is this so that if you have smelly feet, you can blame the shoes?


Now, this is one twisted cowpoke. At least I assume cowpoke (hairy legs).

Better shut up. don't want to get into trouble.


Be hard crossing your legs.


Oh yeah, I can see me slipping my feet into these ugly critters, can't you?  Geesh!!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cryptosocksthread; friday; ofst; shoes; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
But...Obama is not Brazilian....?

Who knows? They don't have a birth certificate for him either. I heard Zero got very upset and visible shaken when he heard some Brazilian troops were killed. After he finally composed himself after a lengthy display of grief he ultimately said "Just how much is a Brazilian?"

141 posted on 07/24/2009 12:28:33 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: secret garden; CholeraJoe

all that was missing was the .25 lb of lunchmeat for 3 kids week’s worth of sandwiches!


142 posted on 07/24/2009 12:40:09 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Allegra; Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows
Ooh! Must have those for my purrerlators!

They've gotten tired of my tennies.


143 posted on 07/24/2009 2:32:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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To: sunny48
Wimmen do thing to themselves that the geneva convention and Constitution prevent us from doing to prisoners and POWs.

/johnny

144 posted on 07/24/2009 7:29:47 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
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To: Lucky9teen

The best shoes I know are boots-on-the-ground...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXpUcRVzV1s&feature=related


145 posted on 07/24/2009 9:42:34 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: Nateman

Ummm... Obama’s really from Brazil?!? ;-P


146 posted on 07/26/2009 7:14:37 AM PDT by MortMan (Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Those look pretty cool, I’m definitely going to check them out. Thanks for the heads up.


147 posted on 07/27/2009 5:30:38 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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