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1 posted on 07/18/2009 10:49:11 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's

...and then the police grabbed him.


2 posted on 07/18/2009 10:50:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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Maybe he was trying to get warm. It gets cold in Sweden.


3 posted on 07/18/2009 10:51:54 PM PDT by ErnstStavroBlofeld (A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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5 posted on 07/18/2009 10:52:53 PM PDT by traumer
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When placed in solitary, he was heard talking to himself and saying, “I shore have a purty mouth. Squeal like a pig!”


6 posted on 07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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7 posted on 07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
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And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.

Guess I'm ignorant!

8 posted on 07/18/2009 10:57:12 PM PDT by cynwoody
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10 posted on 07/18/2009 11:01:41 PM PDT by ErnstStavroBlofeld (A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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What a jerk ...


11 posted on 07/18/2009 11:03:14 PM PDT by djf (Man up! Don't be a FReeloader! Make a donation today!)
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Sounds like the guys quite the whack job ...


13 posted on 07/18/2009 11:04:16 PM PDT by clamper1797 (A KGB agent couldn't do a better job as president ... Clamper 1797 proud racist since Nov 4 2008)
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Headline of the year. If I go any further than that I’ll be banned to the outer reaches of the Interwebs.


14 posted on 07/18/2009 11:05:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.

First they came for the masturbators...but I said nothing cause I wasn't a masturbator.

Then they came for the fornicators...but I said nothing since I wasn't a fornicator.

Then they came for the adulterers...but I said nothing since I wasn't an adulterer.

Then I finally wondered why I was the only one who they never came for...

Cheers!

15 posted on 07/18/2009 11:12:29 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Wonder if he's a Lefty like Obama.
17 posted on 07/18/2009 11:18:18 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
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18 posted on 07/18/2009 11:22:31 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
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I hope they give the guy a fair shake.


21 posted on 07/18/2009 11:26:00 PM PDT by BigCinBigD ('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
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Take away an apostrophe and an ‘s’ and this article becomes 10,000,000x more hilarious.


24 posted on 07/18/2009 11:42:05 PM PDT by LifeComesFirst (http://rw-rebirth.blogspot.com)
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The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willy’s store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports.

Where else would you find a cereal masturbator?

27 posted on 07/18/2009 11:44:03 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden

PERP WALK TIME

28 posted on 07/18/2009 11:46:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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...that title, (almost) said it all.

29 posted on 07/18/2009 11:53:15 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Zer0Bambi to the poor (foolish) voter: Welcome to Zer0's Peasant Care ® You Sucker... Now Die! :)
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Let’s see, a man was seen grabbing his willy while in Willy’s, then grabbed by the willy and dragged out of Willy’s unwillingly — I just got the willies!


33 posted on 07/19/2009 12:09:59 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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Was it “Slick Willy”, a former president of the USA??


34 posted on 07/19/2009 12:12:03 AM PDT by Julie658 (Grandson went to France...said the smell was baaaaaaaad...)
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