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Serial masturbator seized by Willy's ...and then the police grabbed him.

To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe he was trying to get warm. It gets cold in Sweden.
3 posted on
07/18/2009 10:51:54 PM PDT by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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5 posted on
07/18/2009 10:52:53 PM PDT by
traumer
To: Slings and Arrows
When placed in solitary, he was heard talking to himself and saying, “I shore have a purty mouth. Squeal like a pig!”
6 posted on
07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
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7 posted on
07/18/2009 10:54:21 PM PDT by
ConservativeStatement
("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
To: Slings and Arrows
And here I thought that sort of thing was perfectly legal in Sweden.
Guess I'm ignorant!
8 posted on
07/18/2009 10:57:12 PM PDT by
cynwoody
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10 posted on
07/18/2009 11:01:41 PM PDT by
ErnstStavroBlofeld
(A leader does not deserve the name unless he is willing occasionally to stand alone-Henry Kissinger)
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11 posted on
07/18/2009 11:03:14 PM PDT by
djf
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To: Slings and Arrows
Sounds like the guys quite the whack job ...
13 posted on
07/18/2009 11:04:16 PM PDT by
clamper1797
(A KGB agent couldn't do a better job as president ... Clamper 1797 proud racist since Nov 4 2008)
To: Slings and Arrows
Headline of the year. If I go any further than that I’ll be banned to the outer reaches of the Interwebs.
To: Slings and Arrows
Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process. First they came for the masturbators...but I said nothing cause I wasn't a masturbator.
Then they came for the fornicators...but I said nothing since I wasn't a fornicator.
Then they came for the adulterers...but I said nothing since I wasn't an adulterer.
Then I finally wondered why I was the only one who they never came for...
Cheers!
15 posted on
07/18/2009 11:12:29 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Wonder if he's a Lefty like Obama.
17 posted on
07/18/2009 11:18:18 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
(If Hitler used a TelePrompter, we would all be speaking German...)
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18 posted on
07/18/2009 11:22:31 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hope they give the guy a fair shake.
21 posted on
07/18/2009 11:26:00 PM PDT by
BigCinBigD
('When a man believes that any stick will do, he at once picks up a boomerang,')
To: Slings and Arrows
Take away an apostrophe and an ‘s’ and this article becomes 10,000,000x more hilarious.
24 posted on
07/18/2009 11:42:05 PM PDT by
LifeComesFirst
(http://rw-rebirth.blogspot.com)
To: Slings and Arrows
The man was first seen on Thursday night pleasuring himself at the Willys store entrance, the Nerikes Allehanda newspaper reports. Where else would you find a cereal masturbator?
27 posted on
07/18/2009 11:44:03 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Serial masturbator seized by Willy's in central Sweden
PERP WALK TIME
To: Slings and Arrows
...that title, (almost) said it all. 
29 posted on
07/18/2009 11:53:15 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Zer0Bambi to the poor (foolish) voter: Welcome to Zer0's Peasant Care ® You Sucker... Now Die! :)
To: Slings and Arrows
Let’s see, a man was seen grabbing his willy while in Willy’s, then grabbed by the willy and dragged out of Willy’s unwillingly — I just got the willies!
33 posted on
07/19/2009 12:09:59 AM PDT by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Was it “Slick Willy”, a former president of the USA??
34 posted on
07/19/2009 12:12:03 AM PDT by
Julie658
(Grandson went to France...said the smell was baaaaaaaad...)
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