[grey_whiskers]

Police are now preparing to launch a preliminary investigation into bringing sexual molestation charges against the man, who will soon be interrogated by police as part of the process.

First they came for the masturbators...but I said nothing cause I wasn't a masturbator.

Then they came for the fornicators...but I said nothing since I wasn't a fornicator.

Then they came for the adulterers...but I said nothing since I wasn't an adulterer.

Then I finally wondered why I was the only one who they never came for...

Cheers!

[Slings and Arrows]

ROTFL!